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On Saturday I am being father Christmas at Clifton High School junior fair (dressed in shiny red tights and top!).
Children from five to eight I guess. Only three to five minutes with each. Parents get to listen!
Last year I asked whether they had been good and everybody said they had and I pretended disappointment and said that father Christmas liked the naughty ones best.
What questions should I ask this year to rattle the cage of convention and scandalise the staid?
Love,
Anthony
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13751
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I've been wracking my brains over this one. My mind is blank. All the questions I can think of tend to have double meanings!
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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saben
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Registered: May 2003
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I'm not of much help either.
I can't get past-
"Do you know why Santa's sack is so big?"
"He only comes once a year."
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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timmy
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Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13751
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"What kind of a surprise would you like Santa to give you?"
It's no good. The deep seated tradition of pantomine takes over from common sense at this time of year.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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