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I have seen the third arsehole of the apocalypse  [message #59971] Fri, 04 December 2009 16:44 Go to next message
timmy

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Of course he can't even say 'monogamous' and I can't work out from the edits how many takes he needed, but here, for your amusement is The SIlver Fox.

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Re: I have seen the third arsehole of the apocalypse  [message #59972 is a reply to message #59971] Fri, 04 December 2009 19:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
kiwi is currently offline  kiwi

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It's all true you know - it must be because he's a prophet and he knows. How do we know that he's a prophet? Because he said so and prophets never lie - except for all those others he mentioned who are false prophets because he said that they are.

btw. When all the Good Christians are caught up in the Rapture, what exactly are they going to be caught up by? The mind boggles.

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Re: I have seen the third arsehole of the apocalypse  [message #59973 is a reply to message #59972] Fri, 04 December 2009 19:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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I wonder if he means 'rupture'?


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Re: I have seen the third arsehole of the apocalypse  [message #59980 is a reply to message #59971] Fri, 04 December 2009 22:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: I have seen the third arsehole of the apocalypse  [message #59981 is a reply to message #59971] Fri, 04 December 2009 22:29 Go to previous message
Nigel is currently offline  Nigel

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I'm trying to work out what rapture means in this context. At first I thought it meant that condoms would reduce sensitivity, but I later gathered it means Heaven.

No 1 in the prophets' rule book is that they are never listened to in their own land.

What great encouragement to become a Christian. I thought that hellfire went out with the Victorians.

I thought the 144000 stuff only applied to Jehovah's Witnesses. In fact I was told by an insider the JWs were walled off into a ghetto in Heaven so that they thought they were the only ones there.

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