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				| Registered: January 1970
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 |  | The toughest thing to try to write are similes and analogies: Here are a few really weird ones from some high school kids.
 
 *She had a deep,throaty,genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
 *The little boat drifted gently across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
 *The man fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Heftybag filled with vegetable soup.
 *The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
 *The young fighter had that hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for awhile.
 *It was an American traditon, like fathers chasing their kids around with power tools.
 *It hurt the way your tongue hurts when you accidently staple it to the wall.
 *He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
 *The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog peeing on a fire hydrant.
 *He spoke with the wisdom that comes from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking in high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
 *His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without ClingFree.
 
 Happy December 28th.......
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