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Exactly who was Jesus?
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was black:
1. He called everyone "Brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure HE was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all
the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd of people at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was more work for him to do.
Amen!!
Setras
That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
-Master Li in Neil Gaiman's Sandman
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"Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do."
ROFL! Thanks buddy, that was a great one. Though chances are, if the christians are right, and their god is vengeous, I'm gonna buuuuurrrn for this. But hell, I've pretty much assured that already so what the hey! 
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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1. He had to feed a crowd of people at a moment's
notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work
for him to do.
Amen!! |
Hehehe, I liked that and I am not so sure that the analogy fits.?
People have a habit of changing your direction through life
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Hahhaahaahhahhaaa! I liked this one the best: 
