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Here's another one...and maybe one that smith DOESN'T know...hehehe
Remember the rules...if you answer one, you get to ask the next one!
Please identify the movie in which these lines were uttered:
"The park, Bitteman! Go through the park! You know how I love the park!"
"If you and your undershirt would take two steps backwards, I could enter this dwelling..."
"I have to marry Susan. If I don't, my family will cut me off. It's nearly a billion dollars!"
"Oh. I think one of the horses just fainted."
"If I begin to die, please remove the cowboy hat from my head. It is not how I wish to be remembered."
"Darling, take my hand."
"But then you'd have just one!"
"What do you do for work?"
"I race cars, I get drunk, I fondle women...but I do have week-ends off and I am my own boss!"
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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Arthur.......Dudley Moore's best stuff.......except "10" when he's hiding in that church and the bee stings his nose......
Next:
*"I've got a degree in ass wigglin', mate."
*"You're not still on about this Chippendale lark are you? ~ A Yorkshire version. If them buggers can, we bloody can."
*"So...you can't sing? You can't dance? I hope you don't think I'm nosey, but what can you do?"
"Well.......there's this......."
"Gentlemen, the lunchbox has landed!"
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And I'd look it up, but I gotta dash...
That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
-Master Li in Neil Gaiman's Sandman
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Didn't actually see the movie, but it seems about right.
In case I got it right (and you let me steal Setras' thunder);
"You know what they put in the water, don't ya? Flouride! Yeah, flouride. Under the pretext it strenghtens your TEETH!"
"Black helicopters. You heard about them, black helicopters? They're everywhere. They're on whisper-mode, so you can't hear them until they've already gone! You know-? There's nobody there...! Where'd they go? Oh, there was nobody in here! What am I talking- Why's the meter on?"
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Charlie Smith
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Don't know if i'm right but it sound like something they would say...lol.
Anyway, if it was wrong tuff, hehe. Here's one for y'all. If no one gets it then you can tell them, David...lol.
'Dear George, remember, no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings.
Love Clarence.'
An easy one there fer ya. Hehe.
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Lenny's was a cool movie with Mel Gibson called Conspiracy Theory......but I know what you mean about Men in Black
I've seen this movie 15 million times heehee It's A Wonderful Life...Christmas classic.
Try:
*"Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?"
"That's nonsense. I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the devil."
*"Viki Valencourt showed me her boobies....and I liked them too."
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Charlie Smith
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I know it but just can't put a name to it.
I do remember Conspiracy, was a cool movie. He was a brain washed hit man wasn't he!
What gave Wonderful life away? was it Clarence and his wings...lol.
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No Message Body
That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
-Master Li in Neil Gaiman's Sandman
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Not one of my favs, but ok.
Try this one.
"This chick's living in a new car ad."
"It's when you start doing things for free, that you start to grow wings. Isn't that right, Mike."
"What?"
"Wings, Michael. You grow wings, and become a fairy."
"If I had a normal family, and a good up-bringing, then I would have been a well-adjusted person."
Think good thoughts,
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My Own Private Idaho ~ River Phoenix & Keanu Reeves ~ they were something !! Sad, sad, sad !!
The Scene:
"I only have sex for money."
"Yeah, I know."
"And two guys can't love each other."
"Yeah, well, I don't know. I mean...for me, I could love someone even if I wasn't paid for it. I love you....and you don't pay me."
How about???
*" Proposition: I'm a king, not a man. And a very civilized king. Could it possibly be civilized to destroy the thing I love? Did they ask for this calamity? Can passion be selected?"
*" Merlin told me never to worry about it if you don't know what a woman is thinking. They don't do it very often."
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I am extremely sad I don't knwo any of these lol are they quotes from movies??
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Of all the roles Richard Harris ever played, King Arthur was his best. I've seen both versions of Camelot. Overall I think the one he did in the 80s was better than the one from the 60s.
A lesson for the young guys. I was on my way to see this one iwth my cousin. As we were pulling out of the driveway, a friend of mine wizzed by honking his horn and yelling obscenities. I couldn't let it pass and turned to my cousin saying, "We'll be by him before we get to the stop sign." I stomped on the gas, turned onto the road, hit a patch of ice, and barely, just barely made it between tow trees in our neighbor's front yard. Well almost. The back end of the car caught one of the trees as we skidded by. If it had been the front end, we'd likely both be dead. If there had not been snow on the ground, we'd likely have ended up in the neighbor's living room. In the hands of teenagers, cars can be dangerous. Be careful.
Now for the quotes:
"What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver."
"Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?"
"In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch."
"Rules? PISS ON YOUR FUCKING RULES!!!!"
"Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen."
"I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science."
Think good thoughts,
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No Message Body
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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In fact, I'm going to rudely ask another one at the same time, just cuz I'm in such a good mood tonight...
Guess this movie, please:
"Weezer, you know I love you more than my luggage!"
"Claree, you are more strange than color TV..."
"I haven't been outside without lycra on these thighs since I was 14 years old."
"Sammy wouldn't mind if Annelle had just one other man in her life. But he's having trouble with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost!"
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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e's movie is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ... Jack Nicholson
Thanks for the driving tips:
1. Only try for the stop sign in the summertime
2. Cut down all neighbor's trees
Kidding !! I'm careful !!
I LOVE Weezer! "I'm not crazy! I've just been in a very bad mood for the past 40 years!" Steel Magnolias
How about:::
*"You still don't understand! He'll come for her! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and rip her f**king heart out."
*"I came across time for you, Sarah. I love you. I always have."
*"I'LL BE BACK !!"
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I don't think I need to even say the title. This one probably isn't too hard either...
"Dammit, we just got out here!"
"There was a time when I woulda asked why."
"Get a move on!"
"Shit, woman!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa!"
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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I think "The Abyss"
Now:
"Sweet, what's mine say?"
"Dude, what's mine say?"
and you can add "And then?"
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Dude Wheres My car I know that One!!!!!!!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Oops I'm supposed to give you guys lines now aren't I ok one sec then... Let me think a bit... Hmm I hope this isn't too hard but I don't know many movies so here it goes..
"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. We shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
"man we have to buy you a book of proverbs or something."
"Yeah this mix and match shits got to go"
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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At first I thought Dogma but no.........I actually made a phone call to a friend and we figured this one out. Hahahaha You're making me work
The Boondocks Saints
Next:
*" Did you find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?"
*" Can I be frank with you? Can I still be Garth?"
*" I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just bored."
*" If she was president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln."
*" Schwing !!"
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I great quote from The Abyss. It was in the form of a message from the submersible to the main ship after they find the aliens:
"Virgil Brigman back on the air / Have some new friends down here / I guess they've been here awhile / They've left us alone but it bothers them to see us hurting each other / Getting out of hand lately / They want us to grow up a bit and put away childish things / Of course, it's just a suggestion."
I just like that
smith
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Ummmm Waynes World I believe but I'm not positive. No I guess I'm 99% sure that that is Waynes World but feel free to correct me if I was wrong...
"This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. If I didn't say anything, people in the group assumed the worst. They cried harder. I cried harder. Look up into the stars and you're gone."
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. "
"You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger."
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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One that kinda brings a tear to my eye though is when he 'says', "Love you, wife"... It's so sweet.
Though James Cameron was never much of a man to respect the holy matrimony much it seems, he cheated on Linda Hamilton as I recall it! WTF??? She's such a BABE!
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Another movie to guess...Jaimie, are ya awake? hehehe
"For those of yas what ain't yet guessed, I am an entertainer. Or what's left of one..."
"I go by the name of Virginia Ham. Ain't that a kick in the rubber parts? Get a load of some of my former handles: Anita Man...Fonda Boys...Clair Voyant...Faye Ways...Bang Bang La Desh...Bertha Vanation...Marina Del Ray.
Yeah, I'm among the last of a dying breed. But that's alright. With a voice and a face like this, I got nothin' to worry about, I can always drive a cab!
You know, there are easier things in this world than being a drag queen. But I ain't got no choice. You see, try as I may, I just can't walk in flats..."
This is the same flick in which the above character gazes down upon a young and stunningly cute Matthew Broderick passed out on his bed, and says, "If you have an IQ of more than 30, there is no God!"
Go for it guys!
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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Andy's was Fight Club......Brad Pitt "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."
David......Torch Song Trilogy......That's where I learned not to say whoops...haha
"Whoops!"
"Whoops? Ed, did you say whoops? Whoops is when you fall down an elevator shaft. Whoops is when you skinny dip in a school of piranha. Whoops is when you accidently douche with Drano. No, Ed. This is not a whoops. This is an ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"
K.....This is one of my favorite movies: I forgive you if no one's seen it. It parallels human life {clue}
*"All the world will be your enemy, Prince With a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, Digger, Listener, Runner, Prince with a swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed."
*"The fields....they're covered with blood."
If no one knows that one, then try: "Allrighty then!!"
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Cheating and using a Search Engine I found it is from Watership Down. I believe I read that book a few years back in my Literature class. It has been a while.
As for your second one, it is from The Mask, obviously Jim Carey's line.
As per the topic, I'm going with something a little Aussie here, hopefully others will have seen it too, though:
"What are your legs?"
"Springs, steel springs."
"What are they gonna do?"
"They're going to hurl me down the track."
"How fast can you run?"
"As fast as a leopard."
"How fast are you gonna run?"
"As fast as a leopard."
"Then let's see you do it!"
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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Brad Pitt is dreamy I'm glad someoen knew fight club that was a great movie!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Legends of the Fall - long hair
A River Runs Through It - short hair
ask timmy about Brad Pitt.....he goes all ga-ga !! heehee
Now, you know I'm a walking Blockbusters, Andy What kinda haircut did ya get? Description please.......
JJ
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Gallipoli - classic
This one is a classic sci fi movie that showed the future as a dark, depressing world:
*"Look at this Penthouse photo. This'll tell me whether you're a replicant or a lesbian."
*"He can breathe as long as nobody unplugs him."
*"All those moments will be lost like tears in the rain."
@@@Lenny, you're the Sci Fi Expert :)
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Its short.. Like she took my long hair and just hacked at it with a razor blade. SO it has that shaggy messy look to it. Ts kida curly cuz the ends of my hair always curls.. And its short!! but not like crew cut short. Its soo awesome... I love it and she showed me how to use this stuff 'Shark attack' to make my hair stand up in funny directions but still be soft and fluffy it is wayyy cool man!!!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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But I loved Blade Runner.
How about these quotes from an all-time classic:
"Is this where you live?"
"Who lives?"
"Hey they forgot to wind the sundial."
"Nobody talks to children."
"No, they just tell them."
"You can wake up now, the universe has ended."
Think good thoughts,
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Curses! Movie quote will follow after reboot.
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Sorry all... Another movie I have actually seen. I liked Rebel Without a Cause... This however is my all time favorite nmovie ever!!!
"Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich."
"My friends need to be punished."
"Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw!"
"Nah.. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead."
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Sorry all I liked Rebel Without a Cause heres a new one for ya It is my all time favorite movie ever!!!
"Nah.. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead. "
"Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich"
"Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw! "
"My friends need to be punished. "
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Man1: "That's right! You're loitering too!"
Man2: "I didn't see any signs."
Man1: "What you call that?"
Man2: "Graffitti?"
Man1: "No man. That's not fucking graffitti, that's a sign."
Man3: "He can't read it man!"
Man1: "I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. This means fucking you!"
Man2: "It says all that?"
Man1: "Yeah!"
Man2: "Well maybe if you wrote it in fucking English I could fucking understand it."
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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