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How we have it in Scotland ...  [message #29261 is a reply to message #29220] Mon, 13 March 2006 03:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
cossie is currently offline  cossie

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... is for us to know and for you to imagine! And, incidentally, in the civilised parts of England (those parts furthest from Berkshire!) swedes are still swedes and turnips are still turnips, and the only small white vegetables are visitors from Southern England. So there!



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Re: How we have it in Scotland ...  [message #29270 is a reply to message #29261] Mon, 13 March 2006 04:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I am so confused, and thas not good for someone of my tender years.



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Re: How we have it in Scotland ...  [message #29276 is a reply to message #29261] Mon, 13 March 2006 08:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Turnip and Swede:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/back_to_basics/rootveg.shtml

Both are reasonably pleasant in a masochistic kind of way



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Och, you puir wee laddie ...  [message #29324 is a reply to message #29270] Tue, 14 March 2006 02:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
cossie is currently offline  cossie

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Dinna bother yer wee heid wi' sic notions!

Just accept that the Scots are right, as always! Actuallly, in the Northern half of Britain swedes are very much more common than turnips, and since the two vegetable are so similar (the swede is really a large variety of turnip) swedes were generally known as turnips in this region. Inevitably, in time this led to the less-common smaller vegetable being referred to as a swede in order to distinguish it. Nowadays, the North is being pushed, kicking and screaming, into line by a majority of supermarkets which insist on using Southern English product labels. True Scots simply don't shop there anymore!

Incidentally, Timmy, a more reliable way of establishing whether you have crossed the Scottish Border is to visit the local fish-and-chip shop. If the vinegar on the counter is brown, you're still in England - even if battered Mars Bars are on the menu - but if it's clear (=distilled), you've arrived in God's own country!

Oh, and Brian - Swedes with a capital 'S' are neither small and white nor large and orange. Along with the Norwegians (Hi, Sailorman!) they tend to be well-built, blond-haired, blue-eyed and positively hunky! The Scots, on the other hand, are wiry, dark-haired, brown-eyed and indescribably wonderful. So now you know!



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Re: Och, you puir wee laddie ...  [message #29338 is a reply to message #29324] Tue, 14 March 2006 05:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Wellllllll, true cause I do know one Scotsman who is really incredibly wonderful.;-D



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Re: Och, you puir wee laddie ...  [message #29449 is a reply to message #29324] Wed, 15 March 2006 19:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Along with the Norwegians (Hi, Sailorman!) they tend to be well-built, blond-haired, blue-eyed and positively hunky!
Everything correct there! And we wear helmets with horns and love to sail across the North Sea in our longships to the Northumbrian coast and burn down St. Aidan's churches and monasteries and abduct handsome dark-eyed young men ;-D (A few vikings do take women with them - for reasons unknown :-/ .)
Re: Och, you puir wee laddie ...  [message #29452 is a reply to message #29449] Wed, 15 March 2006 21:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hi there Sailor Razz



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Re: Och, you puir wee laddie ...  [message #29453 is a reply to message #29452] Wed, 15 March 2006 22:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You prefer Sailor? Smile
icon9.gif It's quite sad, really ...  [message #29480 is a reply to message #29453] Thu, 16 March 2006 01:48 Go to previous message
cossie is currently offline  cossie

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... how these geriatric Norwegians live in the past. Enjoy your dreams, Sailor, but nowadays the Viking hordes tend to spend all their time shopping - though the Northumbrians have been known to detain a few of the hunkiest visitors for further questioning!

By the way, Brian - my mother always told me to give sailors a wide berth! She was very considerate that way! Wink



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