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English can't be mangled?  [message #31145 is a reply to message #31142] Thu, 20 April 2006 14:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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>Actually English cant be mangled.

Hmm. I don't think that's true. Insofar that there is no "standard" English, you are right; American English is not "wrong" ("mangled") and British English is not "right" ("not mangled"). But when a dialect is so different that it is unrecognisable to people who speak another, then there's a good case for saying it has been mangled, even if both ends contend that they are not the ones who have done it. For example, if you, an American, can't understand a thick Scottish accent, then they are speaking mangled American English -- and if you, an American, can't make yourself understood to them then you are speaking mangled Scottish English.

Calling it an international trade language somewhat undermines your point -- if it is, then it means that there are a certain set of rules that everyone must obey! If someone can split off their own version that other people have trouble understanding, it is not a proper "international" language any more. Who makes the rules about what is part of the "international" version and what is not?

A final point: Bad spelling and grammar are certainly mangling. They make it harder to understand the language without adding any extra meaning. In fact, they take away meaning by introducing ambiguities. Even if it is possible to resolve those by taking into account the context, it wastes time on the part of the listener or reader.

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Re: English can't be mangled?  [message #31149 is a reply to message #31145] Thu, 20 April 2006 15:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That has to do with the accent, not the language itself. There is a boy at school who is Chinese. He speaks english, but has a very strong accent. That doesnt mena he doesnt speak english. Its like French. There is no french word for Television, so they have to borrow the english word, which Im sure they hate. You can twist english anyway you want and it still can come out half way understandable. Even if something is misspelled, it can still be understood.

I have a friend in school in Denmark. He speaks really good english. I ask him if he took classes. He told me that in Denmark your school from 1st to 5th grade anre taught in Dutch, you are also taught english, from the 6th thru the 12 th grad your classes are taught in english.

Im not expert and Im sure I can do my share of damage to the english language. Unlike other languages, English is in a constant state of change. New slang words are being invented all the time, its not hard to figure them out. Aint that right Dog?



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Re: English can't be mangled?  [message #31150 is a reply to message #31149] Thu, 20 April 2006 15:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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No, it's not all accent. Different dialects use different grammatical constructions and different vocabularies. Sometimes they differ so much as to be incomprehensible to speakers of other dialects, even when written down.

There is a word for television in French -- télévision. Yes, it came through English, but it works fine as a French word too. The French don't need to invent another one.

>You can twist english anyway you want and it still can come out half way understandable. Even if something is misspelled, it can still be understood.

From the context, usually, yes. But so can you in French. And many languages. There is nothing "special" about English, except for the fact that a lot of people speak it. There is no central authority monitoring it, who will object if you change it, but there are a lot of actual speakers who won't understand if you change it too much. It is changing gradually, but not everyone is changing at the same rate, or to the same thing. In fact, it's surprising that English and American are still so similar.

>I have a friend in school in Denmark. He speaks really good english. I ask him if he took classes. He told me that in Denmark your school from 1st to 5th grade anre taught in Dutch, you are also taught english, from the 6th thru the 12 th grad your classes are taught in english.

Taught in Dutch? Do you mean Danish?

I still maintain there is nothing inherently special about English; in fact, it is a very complicated language to learn and to speak. It just happens that it is spoken by a number of former British colonies and so has become, by sheer chance, one of the most important languages in the world. I think maintaining it is inherently better than other languages is a rather Anglo/American-centric way of looking at the world.

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Re: English can't be mangled?  [message #31151 is a reply to message #31150] Thu, 20 April 2006 16:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Im not an english expert and Im not trying to be. I have enought trouble with it myself. I agree that english is a very difficult language to learn. Im not sure how to put it. I dont think that we are pushing the language off on anyone. I think its that English is so versital and discriptive and is virtually unlimited since it can borrow from other languages and even invent words to fit the need. The french probably do have a word or several that would be used for television, but it would probably be so long that it would take 10 minutes to say it, so the english is more condensed and gets the point accross. Im not saying that English is the best language, but it isnt cut in stone and we dont have a commitee or a section of government dictating the proper use thereof. The language is just like the people who use it, free and indipendant. Like I said im no expert, but I have watched shows dealing with the English language and I only have that to go by.

Im sure they speak Danish (which if Im not mistaken is a form of Dutch).

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Re: English can't be mangled?  [message #31152 is a reply to message #31151] Thu, 20 April 2006 16:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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>The french probably do have a word or several that would be used for television, but it would probably be so long that it would take 10 minutes to say it, so the english is more condensed and gets the point accross

So much for what you "probably" think. I've looked up the word television and it turns out it is a French word, coined by a Russian scientist, Constantin Perskyi, from Greek and Latin roots.
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_television

I hardly think you're in a good position to argue that "television" is a good example of an English word which the French have subsequently "borrowed", when it was French to begin with!

>it isnt cut in stone and we dont have a commitee or a section of government dictating the proper use thereof.

We have any number of grammars and dictionaries. You may argue they only respond to changes in the language, and don't dictate anything, but the fact is, people do use them so that they can know what the rules are. That's almost the same as having an "official" version of the language.

>Im sure they speak Danish (which if Im not mistaken is a form of Dutch).

Can anyone else comment? I know that they are both Germanic languages but, then again, so is English. I've never seen anything to suggest they are so similar as to be the same language; though I don't speak either of them so I could be wrong.

>Like I said im no expert, but I have watched shows dealing with the English language and I only have that to go by.

How many languages do you actually speak, Brian?

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Re: English can't be mangled?  [message #31153 is a reply to message #31152] Thu, 20 April 2006 17:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I said,
>So much for what you "probably" think.

Sorry, Brian: that sounds a bit rude. It wasn't the intention when I wrote it, but of course I could hear my own tone where it isn't necessarily clear to anyone else. Just one of the hazards of writing rather than saying. Smile

I'm not convinced that I would have done any better or worse if I'd said it in another language, though!

David
Re: English can't be mangled?  [message #31154 is a reply to message #31152] Thu, 20 April 2006 17:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Like I said Im not an expert in English, nor in any other language. If French is so hot, why do they need to borrow a word from the English. I can speal a bit of Magyar, some spanish and some German, but im not very proficient in any of them. The Magyar I learned from my friend Kol who is Hungarian. Like I said I watched some shows on the english language and was impressed by it. Especially the part about the south here. I have always heard the word hain't. the show said it is actually is the words Have not,a nd was actually shortened even more to aint. Its old English and you wont hear it in the north. My interest do not run in the way of language, except that I dont like the hip hop stuff or rap crap. Actually, now that I think about it guess it is possible to mangle the english language.



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Re: English can't be mangled?  [message #31155 is a reply to message #31154] Thu, 20 April 2006 18:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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>If French is so hot, why do they need to borrow a word from the English.

Which word? Not television, we've established that.

If English is so hot, why do we need to borrow words from the French, the Germans, the Greeks, the Romans?

Not to mention the fact that English has actually *evolved* from some of those (French through Norman French, which was itself evolved from Latin; German through the various Saxon and Viking tribes that invaded England before 1066; God knows what else before that).

How do you think we got so many different words for things? Because they came from a lot of different roots. It's both one of the major strengths of English -- we have a wealth of material to draw upon, so a wonderfully large vocabulary; and its major weaknesses -- it's not all that consistent, because the words come from all over the place.

Just because the French do it doesn't mean it's bad, you know. And just because we do it doesn't mean it's good -- though in this case I'd argue that it is.

David
Re: English can't be mangled?  [message #31156 is a reply to message #31150] Thu, 20 April 2006 18:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Deeej wrote:
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>I think maintaining it is inherently better than other languages is a rather Anglo/American-centric way of looking at the world.
>
I've always understood that English differed from most other languages in having a lot of words which come from different roots, and mean nearly-but-not-quite the same thing. Which undoubtedly makes English a difficult language to learn, but also means that a number of shades of meaning are available in English that other languages may struggle to achieve.

However, I'm no linguist!



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Re: English can't be mangled?  [message #31157 is a reply to message #31155] Thu, 20 April 2006 20:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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My friend Kol told me once that learning english was like learning all the languages in the world at the same time. He said that was what confused him the most, but what he did realize is that he could discribe something better or get a point accross better in English than Magyar. I agree with NW, I think its the ability to actually incorporate other languages in ours that gives english its streigth. there are so maney diff shades of meaning cause of all the diff words at our disposal. I dont have anything against French, or any other language, However, I dont feel uncultured cause I dont speak French.



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English, language of the gods (after translation)  [message #31158 is a reply to message #31156] Thu, 20 April 2006 20:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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NW,

I agree with you: English does have an awful lot of words and hence has shades that other languages don't. (Though that's not to say that other languages can't have wonderful poetry, literature, etc. of their own.)

You did, however, take me slightly out of context: what I meant was that there is nothing special about it that has made it the language of choice for millions or even billions of people. It's popular now because it's the official language of the USA (and the UK, Canada, Australia, India etc.) -- and it's popular there because of the British Empire and its colonies, not because anyone ever sat down and said, "English! Aha, let's learn that instead of French because it has twice as many words for underwear."

(Before anyone asks, I have no idea how many words there are for underwear in French.)

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Re: English can't be mangled?  [message #31159 is a reply to message #31157] Thu, 20 April 2006 20:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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>However, I dont feel uncultured cause I dont speak French.

You'd feel uncultured if you went to France and you didn't speak French! Razz

They are a seriously proud nation, to the point of being arrogant. They've got an inferiority complex: once they owned half the known world. Now they're not even well-regarded in Europe. So did we, come to think of it. But we're lucky enough to be allies of the US. (Ahem.)

On the other hand, if you tried to learn French (even a little) and visited France, they'd love you for it. They're a good looking nation, even if they do smell of garlic. And French has one major advantage over English: it sounds sexy.

Plus, they have good food. And their countryside is nearly as pretty as England. Oh, and they have some of the best skiing in Europe.

David
OK Brian, I'll bite...  [message #31161 is a reply to message #31142] Thu, 20 April 2006 23:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Where, on this side of the puddle, is anyone speaking Gaelic????

By the way, I noticed that slight to your northern neighbors. I'm not sure of your geography, but I suspect you're in a border state - just passing as a southerner.

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Re: Is it off putting to you...  [message #31162 is a reply to message #31144] Thu, 20 April 2006 23:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Nucular!

Aluminum

Anestehesiologist (good grief)

fetus

As for purses and pocket books!

And homely means ugly?

Odd language, American.



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Re: Is it off putting to you...  [message #31163 is a reply to message #31142] Thu, 20 April 2006 23:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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>People in the Southern States speak closer to true English than those in the Northern States. The people who settled the Northern states were mostly German, Italian, French, etc.. In the Southern States, it was British, Irish, Scottish.

In what way?

As a native English English speaker, I find the Northern American accents easier to understand than the Southern accents (though I prefer absence of accent most of all, such as those used in the Lord of the Rings films -- or did Americans think they were English accents?). As far as grammar and spelling go, apart from small colloquial differences, I imagine they are just the same.

If the people in the Northern states were mostly German, Italian and French, why did they settle on English as a language? Why not one of those languages?

Just interested -- I'm not trying to contradict you or score points.

Smile

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Re: OK Brian, I'll bite...  [message #31164 is a reply to message #31161] Thu, 20 April 2006 23:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Actually I live in the central South. It really not a slight, just the way it is. Wish I could remember the name of the show PBS ran about it. There are communities in the Apalachin mountains that are heavy In the Irish traditions, language and music.



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Re: Is it off putting to you...  [message #31165 is a reply to message #31144] Thu, 20 April 2006 23:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Greetings

In my original question I allowed as the likelihood that 'the flip' was expected, and wondered which Americanisms drove you over the edge.

Well?

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Re: Is it off putting to you...  [message #31166 is a reply to message #31163] Thu, 20 April 2006 23:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Altho the original colonies were settled by the english and spanish (why didnt spanish become the language here). When the people really started coming in it was mostly from the countries I listed. I think cause the original colonies were British at the time of the revelution. when things started getting crowded people started moving west. It just so happens that there were a lot of Irish, British, Scotts moving to the south and the west. There were also a huge influx of Irish during the potato famine. These communities were so isolated here that they retained a lot of the culture which they came from. There are still places in the mountains around here you dont want to go, you might not make it back alive.



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Timmy wrote:
> Nuclear! Only if you're George Bush
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> Aluminum Don't understand your issue
>
> Anesthesiologist what is it on your side??
>
> fetus You prefer dead baby?
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> As for purses and pocket books! Wallet & handbag
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> And homely means ugly? No, 'homely' is the accepted meaning - sorta like me (and you?)

Do I need to point out that Webster standardized American spelling about fifty years ahead of the OED!

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Re: Is it off putting to you...  [message #31168 is a reply to message #31163] Fri, 21 April 2006 00:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Greetings Deej

Long time no speak!

There is a cadence that is different in the south. Word usage is fairly close. Perhaps that is what Brian means. The ethnic origins of the population base are correct, except he missed the poles, Danes and Norwegians. English was the common ground, it was what school was conducted in and therefore: American Standard

We consider the mid-west to be the least affected by accent, and most TV announcers speak with that lack of accent, think Johnny Carson or Walter Cronkite.

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>Do I need to point out that Webster standardized American spelling about fifty years ahead of the OED!

Do I need to remind you that there were other English dictionaries before Webster's (Johnson's, for one)? And while Johnson's dictionary may not be in common use today (though neither is Webster's original, come to that), it was pretty authoritative for its time.

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Re: Is it off putting to you...  [message #31170 is a reply to message #31168] Fri, 21 April 2006 00:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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>think Johnny Carson or Walter Cronkite

Hmm... thinking Johnny Carson or Walter Cronkite... er...

Nope, never heard of them. Sorry!

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Standardization came to American English before it came to English English! Is that redundant????

Quote your sources.

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Bad fingers:

Homely means common or plain - not striking.

Sorry
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Hey, Simon, that was a bit harsh ...  [message #31175 is a reply to message #31129] Fri, 21 April 2006 01:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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... am I not allowed to meander inconsequentially from time to time? (If you attempt to suggest that I do it ALL the time, our beautiful friendship will be at an end!!!)

Deeej has dealt with 'wank' and 'wanker' perfectly adequately - but I'm sure many Brits find US sexual slang equally irritating. Incidentally, on a point of intellectual curiosity, what is the difference between an 'ass' and a 'butt'?

I'd be curious to know why you find 'whilst' irritating. I'm not sure that I agree with Deeej's assertion that it is archaic, though its usage is certainly changing. In strictness, it is an alternative to 'while', when that word is used as a conjunction. In that usage, 'while' has two distinct meanings: (1) During the time that/for as long as/at the same time as, and (2) In contrast with the fact that simultaneously/although/whereas. Historically, 'whilst' could be used in either sense, but during the last century there has been a tendency to avoid using it in the first sense, but to continue to use it (even in preference to 'while') in the second sense. So in the previous sentence 'whilst' could - and probably should - have been used instead of 'but'.

Timmy's post raises some interesting points. I can't say that I've seen the spelling 'nucular' in print, but that would certainly be mangling; the word derives from 'nucleus' and the correct spelling has to be 'nuclear'. 'Aluminum' is a fascinating case; ask a hundred Brits and ninety-nine will say that it's the Americanised spelling of 'Aluminium'. In fact, that's pretty well the opposite of the truth! The element was discovered in 1812 by the British chemist Sir Humphry Davy (1778-1829), and he coined the name 'aluminum'. That spelling was accepted into US English, but by the end of 1812 British scientists had changed the spelling to 'aluminium', presumably influenced by the '-ium' endings of the names of other elements such as sodium, potassium and magnesium - all of which had previously been named by Davy. So the score on that one is Rebellious Colonials 1, British English Speakers 0! Fetus is another word which the Brits can't complain about too much. It is recorded in that spelling in the fourteenth century, and the subsequent change to foetus seems to be a pseudo-classical conceit - which is surprising, because the Latin word from which it actually derives was 'fetus' (offspring). I'd bet that British English will revert to the original spelling within two or three decades. The adjective 'fetal' is already at least as common as 'foetal'. I think I'll change the subject here, as I'm starting to feel unpatriotic!

Moving on to 'mangling', Brian is essentially right. English is a relatively undisciplined language, which changes faster than any other Western European language. Coin a new word or usage and, if it has popular appeal, it will be accepted into the language within a decade. Whilst Deeej is certainly correct in suggesting that English has become so widespread because of Britain's political history, it is, in comparative terms, an amazingly tenacious language. Consider the history of these islands; the Anglo-Saxons began arriving more than 1500 years ago. They drove the Celtic-speaking British progressively further West, but after only two or three centuries they in turn were attacked and, in many areas, defeated by successive waves of Danes and Vikings - doubtless led by one of Sailor's ancestors! But, although there were numerous borrowings from Old Norse and Danish, it was the language of the Anglo-Saxons which survived and was ultimately adopted by the invaders. The Normans, who invaded in 1066, were descended from Scandinavians who had settled in the North of what is now France, and had adopted the French language. They attempted to enforce French upon the English, by making it tha language of the Court and of the Law, but again English survived and was eventually adopted by the French-speaking aristocracy.

Because of its flexibility and adaptability, English changed so rapidly that in the space of half a millennium it had altered so much that earlier versions were unintelligible to anyone other than a scholar who had studied the history of the language. However, in the post-medieval period, English writers regarded the language, with its preponderance of short, guttural words, as being in some way inferior to the 'romance' languages of France, Italy and Spain. That began a period of coinage of new words based on Latin or Greek which more than doubled the English vocabulary in the course of a couple of centuries. Thus, by the seventeenth century, the aristocracy had given up the Anglo-Saxon fuck and had, instead, begun to copulate (from the Latin 'copulare', to join together). This was the period of development which gave English its huge store of alternative words for the same concept, and - over time - these alternatives acquired subtly different shades of meaning.

So, in terms of vocabulary, English probably is the richest language in the world and, in terms of history, it is surely one of the most resilient.

I think that this is already the longest post I have ever made (and that's saying something!), so I'll think about drawing to a conclusion - though that's very difficult, as this is one of my all-time favourite subjects! The thread began with Simon's post about the distinctions between British and American English. I think that these distinctions strengthen, rather than weaken the language. The only 'americanisation' to which I object was Webster's alteration of spellings. He didn't apply the necessary scholarship to the matter - perhaps he was incapable of doing so - and he left us with a mess. This is a dynamic language - it would have changed itself soon enough if there had been a popular wish that it should do so. In his changes, Webster did the Rebellious Colonials no favours, by ignoring some of the few rules of pronunciation. So my favourite grandson wrote 'tinny' in his post above, when he meant 'tiny' - an error much less likely to happen among British English speakers.

I'm not too surprised to hear that there are Irish Gaelic speakers in the Appalachians. Mind you, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that there were pterodactyls in the Appalachians! Seriously, though, there are quite a number of Welsh-speaking communities in the Argentinian area of Patagonia. Unhappily, there are also quite a number of Welsh-speaking communities in Wales!

Finally (I promise!), this is a short list of words which regularly occur in stories but which are different East and West of the Atlantic.

US: Sidewalk = UK: Pavement
US: Cookies = UK: Biscuits
US: Biscuits = UK: Dumplings
US: Chips = UK: Crisps
US: French Fries = UK: Chips (though French Fries are smaller)
US: Faucet = UK: Tap
US: Interstate = UK: Motorway
US: Semester = UK: Term
US: Apartment = UK: Flat
US: First Floor = UK: Ground Floor
US: Second Floor = UK: First Floor (and so on)
US: Butt = UK: Bum
US: Bum = UK: Tramp
US: Ass = UK: Arse
US: Yard = UK: Garden (In UK English, yard is a hard-surfaced area)

... and there are dozens more; if you can think of some, let us all know!



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and I mean that in a completely non-sexual way. It is not meant to offend. My humo(u)r is the type that works in a conversation, but seems sharp and pointy on a page (or screen).

You are allowed to wander through the primroses to your heart's content.

I gotta ask: Were you a teacher in a former life?
I know a lot more than I ever expected to learn from a BBS about the English/American language.

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I guess that 'whilst' seems pretentious to me.  [message #31177 is a reply to message #31175] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Babies have butts  [message #31178 is a reply to message #31175] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Beautiful women have asses! (In an effort to be ecumenical, and considering the premise of this board) Some men might also qualify.

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Re: Hey, Simon, that was a bit harsh ...  [message #31179 is a reply to message #31175] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Actually I have a pet pterodactyl.



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Brian- what an opening for rude and nasty comebacks!  [message #31180 is a reply to message #31179] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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My mind is overflowing with all the things I could say, none of which I'm willing to say. (I don't even know if you've reached majority yet.)

Don't tempt me!

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Re: Babies have butts  [message #31181 is a reply to message #31178] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I actually have no idea how ass and butt came to mean the same thing. An ass is actually an animal (Jack Ass) If you call someone an ass, they are obstenate and stuborn or just plain dumb.



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Re: Brian- what an opening for rude and nasty comebacks!  [message #31182 is a reply to message #31180] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh dont hold back Simon. I have a very extensive vulgar vocabulary. You have never met my grands and cousins. I have two cousins who are brothers. Their Idea of fun is to shoot each other in the legs with a 22 rifle.



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Nah, that's not a pterodactyl ...  [message #31183 is a reply to message #31179] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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... it's a dead parrot. A polygon!!!



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Re: Brian- what an opening for rude and nasty comebacks!  [message #31184 is a reply to message #31182] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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OK, explain the random neural firing that got us from lewd to brothers shooting each other. If it is sexual at all, there is an outside chance I'll use it in my next paper in abnormal psych.

Do you think that vulgar and funny coincide very often? Rude and nasty tend, to my way of thinking, to be funnier.

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Re: Nah, that's not a pterodactyl ...  [message #31185 is a reply to message #31183] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Damn!!! I thought it looked awful small for a pterodactyl.



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Ten points to Brian, I think!  [message #31186 is a reply to message #31185] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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When it is sitting on your shoulder, watch out that the pterodoodle doesnt get on your shirt.

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POINTS!!  [message #31188 is a reply to message #31186] Fri, 21 April 2006 02:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Damn - nobody told me we were playing for points. Bottle caps or match sticks are one thing but Points...

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Don't judge it too harshly  [message #31189 is a reply to message #31185] Fri, 21 April 2006 03:03 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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Brian1407a wrote:
> Damn!!! I thought it looked awful small for a pterodactyl.

You haven't seen it when its angry.

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