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Jedediah
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Cossie has got his ducks below the parapet?
That conjures up all sorts of images;-D
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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People who turn could've, should've and would've into could of should of and would of and then even spell it that way.
People who only have 35 words in their vocabulary and pad it out by saying like about every 6th word (mainly Americans but becoming more prevalent in Oz because we have to copy everything).
People who only have 17 words in their vocabulary and pad it out with f**k or one of its derivatives. (This one is pretty much limited to Aussies as far as I know)
People who post on the internet in text language.
Anyone who has more than 3 pages of pet hates
Oh and I almost forgot, people who run an excellent 24/7 worthwhile community service and then throw their hands up in the air and say "I'm going on vacation now" even if it is justified.
Aussie
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cossie
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... chickens in the gatehouse, turkeys in the dungeons, cattle in the Great Hall ... bit I AM receiving counselling and I should be OK soon!
Oh, and incidentally, Nigel, I think your aspiration in on the verge of fulfillment!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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I guess I would have to say that some of my frustration (I hesitate to hate anything or anyone really) centers a lot on the arrogance of some of the people who write computer programs that wont let me decide how and when I want to run that program. I find I have little control over things once I allow a program to install.
Ken
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>
 i do this probably 3404398 times a day, when it comes to typing/talking online. you should see me in person, though -- i get my hands involved, too. 
my void does not want.
-- 2.13.61.
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oops, i used the wrong text to quote your pet hate so it came up blank. anyways, it was this one: People that use excessive language to express a simple idea.....
my void does not want.
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cossie
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Surely you are not attempting to refute the fundamental principle within contemporaneous tiered structures whereunder verbal communication in any retrievable format is to be expanded sufficiently to introduce a level of ambiguity adequate to insulate the communicator from any retrospective allegation of responsibility?
That would mean the end of life as we know it!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Cossie reading this reminds me of the story I heard once about a sign posted by the light switch in an enlish professor's room. It said, "Please extinguish the luminescence upon vacating the premises" and someone had scribbled below after finding the lights on time after time in the room....."Turn out the lights when you leave!".
Ken
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Ken,
I wonder what Cossie's simple answer to his wife is, when she offers him another cup of tea.
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He should have known that it was 'incandescence' and not 'luminescence'!
See the various definitions at:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&lr=&defl=en&q=define:luminescence&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title
Luminescence is 'Any emission of light at temperatures below that required for incandescence.' ... 'Luminescence can be caused by chemical or biochemical changes, electrical energy, subatomic motions, reactions in crystals, or stimulation of an atomic system.'
An electric light bulb is incandescent, because it's very hot.
Unless he lit the room with glowing crystals, or light-emitting bacteria, it sounds like he was just trying to be pretentious. Yes, yes, I know it was a joke, but even so... (shivers)
David
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Jedediah
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Mon cher Ecossais Pensif, I too could obfuscate and engage in scholarly perambulations but i would prefer a less sesquipedalian circumlocution of the salient points of the pedagogoical discourse.
Cheers
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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Jedediah
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Whoops! that's "pedagogical" :-[
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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cossie
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.... you know I only drink malt whisky!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
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... and is obfuscation more difficult if you've been circumlocuted?
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Jedediah
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Allowed? It's practically required - especially in government circles.
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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