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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
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Hi, I'm Tom and I'm one of those dreadful newbie people who is prone to asking stupid questions for a while! I know some of you, Tim, Dan, Marc, maybe more, but big hello to the people I haven't met yet. 'Nuff said, I guess!
My ICQ is 65761624, and I'd love to hear from any of ya!
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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tim
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Location: UK, West of London in Ber...
Registered: February 2002
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Pull up a chaior and make yourself at home
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Welcome to this little neck of the web! Hope you keep coming back for more ;0)
BTW the only stupid question is the one left unasked! which makes you think that if it wasn't phrased as a question is it really a question and therefore is it really stupid!?! but then again if the question falls in the forest and no one hears it wasit really phrased???
just think about it or not :0)
anyway glad to meet you
Love , Gil
Searching for the light at the end of the bed...
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Darren
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Recently joined myself and it has been a blast--really helped me too.
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tim
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Location: UK, West of London in Ber...
Registered: February 2002
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I think the question in the forest is just under the bear shit, whihc is covered by the silently fallen tree
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dan
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Location: Bath
Registered: February 2002
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Hello Tom! How are you old bean?!
I am dreadfully hungover at the moment. Which isn't great.
Well, should teach me for going out partying on a work night. arrrrghhhhhh...
Well, hopefully speak to you on ICQ, that is if you are ever online.
Right. better be off. Water to be drunk and all that.
Dan.
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tom
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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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Nah, the only stupid question is: 'What's the primary ingredient in toast?'
Glad to meet ya Gil!
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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tom
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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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I'm fine matey, and I don't get online much in the hoidays (phone bill + parent + unwillingess to apply for an internet call charge tariff= throwing of sharp items and grandmother beating us both up)
Water? nay, my son: VODKA. The most efficient means of stopping a hangover is to keep drinking! Or sleep it off.
Disclaimer: I do not support or indorse binge drinking unless I am invited.
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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tom
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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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Glad to hear it! There aren't enough places like this where ppl can share things without being afraid of it being turned against them or being verbally savaged
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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trevor
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Registered: November 2002
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asl?
Sorry, just kidding - isn't that annoying? I'm a PERSON, dammit!
I think if questions CAN fall in the woods, they would fall flat, like so many of my jokes.
Butter seems to be the major ingredient in my toast, but sometimes jam would win.
Good to have some new blood here, especially with all of us geezers. Speaking of which, I haven't heard much geezer-speak lately.
Tim doesn't count since he is instead a "distinguished and honorable gentleman of outstanding education, breeding, and homosexuality" and our esteemed host, of course.
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tom
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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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asl? Do I need to brush up on my chatroom-speak?
Bread is the main ingredient in my toast, but marmite is a close second. It doesn't taste quite dangerous enough unless you COAT your toast with it, and it assumes the property of a black hole in that it allows no light to escape it. One bite and you're rolling on the floor scratching your tongue!
You're not all geezers! There's Dan... and... and... well you're not ALL geezers! *sticks out tongue childishly with a faintly indignant grin carving its way over my face*
And that's Tim to a T- but what could be his title...
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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I think young, fresh, nubile, sweaty, creamy, spurting, huh, what were we talking about? Ah, I like to walk in forests.
Welcome to the zoo.
Hugs, Charlie
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Darren
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Registered: January 1970
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WOW, Dan must be really hot. I think that he should do a striptease for us or something??? We will all chip in for the web cam.
Darren
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tom
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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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What I mean by not a geezer is he isn't over 20...
Besides, I think there's only one person who he would perform that honour for... same with me, too.
Joking or not, the guy needs his privacy. No webcams- this place is CLEAN. Ish.
Does Tim have a webcam?
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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dan
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Location: Bath
Registered: February 2002
Messages: 107
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A webcam? I do have one, never used it though. Not sure where I left it last. Anyway, last day or work today, till holidays. I am SOOOOOO happy. And the weather is wonderful... hehehehhe, I am grinning like an idiot.
Oh yeah, and Tom, Pip is coming over tomorrow morning for breakfast! hehehe, so happy.
Well better be off. Fun javascript menus to erect. One of david's little dogs is following me around the bloody farm. It is driving me crazy... Oh that might sound strange. Our office is in a converted barn at my friends farm place. So it is really nice here, but the animals are too noisy. !!! Bloody chickens, they never bloody shut up!
Anyway, better turn the music way up.
See you.
dan.
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tom
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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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Coming over for breakfast? Wow, you guys must be real close- I'm jealous!
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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Darren
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Registered: January 1970
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Try feeding him some raw oysters
-Darren
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tom
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Toe is in the water |
Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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aphrodisiacs?
raw oysters ming... it's enough to put me OFF sex...
the way they slip down your throat and feel like they're doing it of their own accord, like they're trying to get into your stomach...
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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Darren
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Registered: January 1970
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To be honest, I can't stand them either. I guess he could make Venus Fly pancakes or someing ...
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dan
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Location: Bath
Registered: February 2002
Messages: 107
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I think I may give the oysters a miss.
My whole family have left (at 4.30am) and so my house is empty. Which is strange. Just fed the dog, but now he follows me across the house, which is annoying. And I got up at 6.20, on my first day of holiday, how bloody perverse is that?!
Well, see you all later.
Dan.
PS, Pip is either coming round at 10, leaving at 3; or coming at 12 and leaving at 5/6ish. So more or less got him for 5 hours today. Hehhee
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Have a nice today with Pip, and good luck!
Keep us posted, alrighty?
-Lenny
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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tom
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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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Just try to keep from leaping on him 
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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dan
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Location: Bath
Registered: February 2002
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Hello everyone. Pip came round yesterday. We had a laugh, nothing progressed on from friendship, if you get my drift. It was cool though. Chatted a lot, played the playstation2, walked around the fields, and climbed trees. Yes, we both decided like we felt like stupid little kids again. Was rather funny. Then he went into rather a tirade about how his dad is rather homophobic, but his mother isn't. Then how he went to a club last saturday with two other guys, and all the girls thought he was gay... (he said the tight black t-shirt was a mistake), but he and his friends were going to go to a gay club or something, "For a laugh" but never got round to it... v. strange. Anyway, must go now, gotta walk the dog.
PS, I bloody hate looking after a large house on my own, it is driving me insane already.
Dan;
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tom
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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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You're right, that is v. strange... most straight guys would probably have a definite negative reaction to going into a gay club...
How long have you got the house to yourself?
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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dan
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Location: Bath
Registered: February 2002
Messages: 107
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FOr the rest of the week...!!! Should be a laugh.
See you.
Pip was wearing flaired jeans (quite baggy), which he wears hanging on his hips... So I got several nice views of his boxers...hehehe and a white tshirt, with beaded necklace thing, he looked v. cute. Like watching him trying to climb a tree.. He was very impressed with my monkey impressions. hehehe, just because I am king of tree swinging..! I think he was jealous.
See you later.
Dan.
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tom
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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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Are u online? I'm on ICQ at the mo, if ya wanna chat matey.
King T.
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Darren
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Registered: January 1970
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Sounds like a day made in heaven. You have us all Jealous. If the subject of people thinking he is gay comes up again, tell him its ok by you. You have nothing against it. Might allow things to progress to the next level. If he talks about his freinds going to a gay bar, tell him you would like to come. It would be a new experience and you like doing things you have not done before. I know it takes guts, but it might be worth it.
Just some ideas....
Cheers,
Darren
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tom
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Location: Derby, UK
Registered: March 2002
Messages: 47
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Darren's right, mate. Sometimes the only way to get wet is to throw yourself in the water. Bad example.
My point is, you would get a chance to see how pip reacts to a gay environment, and he'd think you were simply along for the ride. Definitely worth a try.
*sigh* if only I could have that opportunity with james...
Nothin' to see here, officer.
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