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Oh well, here's a hug for everyone who was too busy to drop in. It'll still be here even if you gotta come by later to pick it up.
Oh, and I guess it's late enough that today will be tomorrow when this is posted. Damn time zones.
Think good thoughts,
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I'm reminded of that old song "Everybody needs somebody sometime." Even Giraffes.
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...this particular giraffe left its victim dead from severe head trauma!
The news paper speculated jealousy was involved somehow; apparantly giraffes get quite worked up during mating season or something like that, and maybe it did not appreciate any human presence. Who knows? 
Anyway, I feel a little closed-up here. Weather's lovely so I want to go out, but I'm supposed to be sick... That creates a strange conflict of interest which results in me not knowing what the heck to do really... So I just sit here and do nothing and it's boring me half to death.  Bleh, I think I'll go out anyway before afternoon turns into evening.
-Lenny
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Definitely not good. (The giraffe or your cold.)
Think good thoughts,
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Read the evening paper this morning (thanks of the wonders of the internet, heh!) and saw a small article: 'sex-crazed giraffe jumps to its death'.
The article tells that a 'severely hormone-intoxicated' giraffe suspected of killing an American tourist earlier this week threw itself off a cliff (for whatever reason - maybe its fianceé rejected it, who knows), and thusly, died. Its hooves will now be examined to verify if it was indeed the same animal as the one that did the tourist in.
Weird!
-Lenny
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
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-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Yes, very wierd.
Think good thoughts,
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A few days ago in Norway, a car was almost hit by a "flying" (as the news paper called it) cow who had slipped off a high cliff above a road. The cow, as they say, bought the farm of course... Yesterday in Austria, a woman WAS hit by a "flying" cow it seems. And today in Sweden, SEVENTEEN cows were killed by a bolt of lightning that struck the tree they were all standing under, seeking shelter from the rain. These weren't flying however, except the electric shock might have jolted them enough to move them a bit before they died. If that's the case the article doesn't say.
So don't trust EVERYTHING a cow tells you, they're not always as smart as they seem! Standing under trees in a rainstorm actually is rather inadvisable. ( )
-Lenny
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
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-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Here in America (and perhaps in other parts of the world) there is an expression that is often used to indicate when a person may do something he'd rather not do, "when pigs fly." Perhaps that day is not so far off as we once thought.
BTW - Do they sell A-1 sauce by the bucket full in Sweden?
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A bear, who was being relocated for the upcoming G8 meeting, was shot with a tranquilizing arrow, the Metro newspaper tells me. Unfortunately the arrow struck the bear IN THE HEART, thus killing it! Oops!
Damn, that's a lot of animal news!
And I also saw this week (this is completely unrelated btw, I promise! ), that studly hunk Tom Cruise is TURNING FIFTY!
WHOAH! When the hell did that happen?!? I remember him in Top Gun, and he was like...WOW. And there's been rumors going around he's gay. Damn, I should have known him back then.
Botox seems to do a good job with him though, he's very well preserved, heh!
-Lenny
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
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-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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He was born 7/03/1962. He about to turn 40. As far as the gay rumors go, who knows? But he's always vehemently denied them.
Think good thoughts,
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It's said that when a dove drops its faeces on you it means good luck. to that I always answer " good thing cows don't fly"
now I'm starting to worry....
Hugs,
Gil
Searching for the light at the end of the bed...
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Pretty lonely in here today 
Not too busy, but thank you anyway! 
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