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smith
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Broken English From Around the World:
Bankok Dry Cleaner: Drop your trousers here for best
results.
Donkey Rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your
own ass?
Bangkko Temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even
a foreigner if dressed as a man.
Tokyo Bar: Special cocktails for ladies with nuts.
Norwegian Cocktail Lounge: Ladies are requested not to
have children in the bar.
Japanese Hotel A/C information: Cooles and Heates-
If you want just condition of warm in your room,
please control yourself.
Yugoslavian Hotel: The flattening of underwear with
pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of
the chambermaid and busboy.
Zurich Hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining
guests in the bedrooms, please use the lobby for this
purpose.
Budapest Zoo: Please do not feed animals. Extra food
should be stuck in guard on duty.
Acapulco Hotel: Management has personally passed all
water served here.
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Some Japanese busboys sounds lovely, LOL! 
Seen that list before, but it's funny every time it does the rounds on the 'net...
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Location: UK
Registered: July 2002
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Q: What is the definition of trust?
A: Two cannibals giving each other blow jobs
Q: What do vegetarian cannibals eat?
A: Swedes
(sorry, Lenny )
Q: What happens when this thread fills a whole screen page?
A: smith has to start another
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Guest
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Registered: March 2012
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POOR POOR SMITH....IT HAS TAKEN 11 DIFFERENT GUY TO HELP HIM "KEEP IT UP".......HEHEHE
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Just hope he likes being on top.
Think good thoughts,
e
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Really getting into it |
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ROFL!!
I WANNA GO TO YUGOSLAVIA!!!
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On fire! |
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back to the top with you
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smith
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Registered: January 1970
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I will not comment on needing 11 guys to keep me up
or if I like being on top..........All I will say
is that I seem to keep getting here, so I must be
doing something right 
Okay, you asked for it...............
At the One Foot In The Grave Nursing Home, 95 year
old Joe and 90 year old Selma would sit every night
watching tv with Selma's hand on Joe's lap,just warm
and comforting.
One night Selma couldn't find Joe and wheeled around
looking for him. She found him in the new patient,
Esther's room. When she looked in,she saw Joe,with
Esther's hand in his pants and a look of ecstasy on
his face.
Selma was furious. "I thought we had something going
between us. Is she better looking? Is she younger?
What does she have that I don't?"
Joe looked up, grinned and replied, "Parkinsons."
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Well we could probably keep you up and on top forever, but I think some of us are starting to want a little more variety. Perhaps it is time you started going down. (The page, that is. Get your mind out of the gutter, 15 years olds shouldn't be thinking like that!)
Think good thoughts,
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tim
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Really getting into it |
Location: UK, West of London in Ber...
Registered: February 2002
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But then I have no willpower
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Just somting about a Canadien and a giant phallus, couldn't resist.
Kevin
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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warren c. e. austin
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, CANADA
Registered: February 2003
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Sorry smith, but I simply couldn't resist; I would have posted this earlier if I could have, but I didn't belong here then, so I couldn't.
I can't think of a more fitting, and elegant phallic symbol than a "Lighthouse", and given NAFTA, I think that it somewhat apropos that is should be a "Canadian" Lighthouse" giving the shaft (as it were) to the "U.S." Navy, rather than the other way round which seems to all too often the case.
This joke speaks volumes of imagery; like "it's only ever 'turned on' at night"; or ...
Warren
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Re: Divert Your Course ! 
I wanna know which Japanese hotel has that offer! 
Re: just keeping it up 
What can I do to help? * runs for tall ladder * 
