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Some sound investment advice  [message #3614] Thu, 25 July 2002 05:32 Go to next message
e is currently offline  e

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This one definitely didn't come from my stock broker.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer,
not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned
in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, our best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

Think good thoughts.
e
icon13.gif LOL..bitter but funny....but be sure ...  [message #3620 is a reply to message #3614] Thu, 25 July 2002 07:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Michael Simon is currently offline  Michael Simon

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there will be more crashes to come, the indexes are still way too blown up to be healthy
icon7.gif Re: Some sound investment advice  [message #3622 is a reply to message #3614] Thu, 25 July 2002 11:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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i always knew that drinking beer would some how pay off in the long run.


besides beer good....like fire good.....lol


later
tim...of USA
Re: Some sound investment advice  [message #3670 is a reply to message #3614] Sat, 27 July 2002 21:27 Go to previous message
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Twisted but funny.

I will take your investment advice, although I might just stay under $1,000.

Kevin


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