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It's official. She had to be insane.
Falling for Superman was pretty obvious, but a terrible error. I mean what if they'd got together?
There they are, naked, in his fortress of solitude, and they are really getting hot and steamy. Lois gets her man. And the "dick of steel" is doing its job.
Then old Supie gets carried away on the vinegar strokes.
Poor Lois
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Supie wasn't circumcised. I mean HOW? No masturabtion or southern baptists on Krypton! So they never did it to babies. But no-one talks about Clark Kent's loccker room dangly bits!
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hehehe Ok so i didn't see that it was cut in half
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I never could figure out the stupidity of the poor girl. I mean really........glasses on, glasses off. At least Batman, Spiderman...they have on masks. But jeeezzz !! It must have been the hair gel...I always thought Superman looked kind of like a used car saleman.
Poor Lois.......shish ka bobbed.
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If you've been wondering - like me sometimes - if it can be true, a young teen kid having such deep thoughts (just look for that smith thread about 'needs' for an example), here it is, all the evidence you need.
That last sentence says it all, he IS fifteen!
I'm currently busy ROTFL, please call me back in half an hour, alright? 
-Lenny
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Though smith sometimes (usually) seems to be wise beyond his years, I see no reason to doubt he is who he says he is. I know some may not think so, but to me he is a kind-hearted, sweet kid who is very bright and insightful.
But his age is really of no consequence. Even if it should turn out that he is some geezer just pretending to be 15, I would forgive him and want him to stay. What he adds to this board is irreplaceable. He is a valuable asset no matter what his age.
Love ya smith
Think good thoughts,
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I do realsie that this is the net, and yes, Lenny, I know it was a joke, and you meant it well and kindly.
The thing is, when we even appear to doubt someone here in private, let alone in public, what happens is not always what we intend. I think the problem is that we use words, when we need to see facial expressions and eyes and smiles.
What will not help here is loads of notes saying "Such and such a person IS (or is not) who s/he seems to be".
What will help is knowing that we are each precisley who we appear to be, no more and no less. Because any doubt removes the "Safety" from here and also can remove happiness.
Again , I know it was posted in fun. No lengthy apologises. please let's all learn a little though
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I NEVER meant to even IMPLY that smith isn't what he seems (or rather, says) to be, never never ever ever!
I just wanted to reaffirm my admiration of one of our youngest ones here, for his words are often more thought-provoking than those of people ten years his senior.
e is right in saying age does not matter; it DOESN'T. I just tried to make a wisecrack while delivering a compliment, and maybe that wasn't such a smart thing to do. I humbly apologise for what I said and sincerely hope smith was not offended, for that was not my intention at all.
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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*giggles* Shish ka bobbed?? that gave me some wierd mental images Thnx smith I needed a laugh like that 
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Ummm.....smith's age is, as of 3:07 this morning: 15 years, 185 days, 7 hours and approximately 8 minutes.
But, you know, it's more in how you live them than in how many there are
{{hugs}}
smith
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Tim's "Dick of Steele", and smith"s "Shish-ka-bobbed"; yah, you gotta love it!
In my distant and often idle youth, when I supposedly didn't know any better, I'd experience many a dirty week-end hidden away in a hostelry or similar respite (many elegant, others not so), quaffing bottle after bottle of Champagne and deliberately washing down strawberries and Devonshire clotted-cream (and other tasty bits); but, although the berries may have changed (huckleberry, blueberry and raspberry) in season, with papaya, mangoes, kiwis - I can even recall avocados - thrown into the mix, I don't ever remember using cherry tomatoes, mushrooms, pepper- and onion-wedges, pinapple and the like.
Would this come with "Greek" salad and garlic bread - what a tasty thought?
Oh, to be that young and reckless again!
Warren C. E. Austin
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*giggles* Exactly HOW bored do you have to be before thinking stuff li 
Insane or Incredibly Dense??? 
Re: smith's age 
Not a lengthy one, but an apology all the same. 
