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This is the best!
Sing the following lyrics to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know
It, Clap Your Hands"
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi, and the bank takes back your Audi, and
the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin', we don't care, and we're not
jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing, Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq.
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason. It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Call me simple (or synical), but I loved it. David, I am glad you posted it! Since it made my day.
Darren
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Further on the subject of happiness...a happy song...hehehe 
I don't know if it really is that funny, David... 
