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Thanks for the giggle, Gil 
I have a joke..I have a joke !!
A 90 year old man goes to the doctor and asks for Viagra. The doctor says, "You're a little old for it but okay. Whatever makes you happy."
The man takes the prescription to the druggist and when the druggist takes the paper, the man says, "Cut the pills in half, please."
"But, they won't work at only half potency."
"They'll be good enough for me. I just don't want to pee on my feet anymore."
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dude that was wet. hehehee.
Brian
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
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"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into that discussion with her daughter, the mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,"Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom but she said that Fifi was in heat and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to get into that discussion either, the dad said, "Bring Fifi over here." He took a rag, soaked it in gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on her leash and you can only go around the block once."
The little girl left and returned in a few minutes with NO DOG on the leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father asked. "She should be here in a minute," answered the girl. "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
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Oh wow, you've got some good ones., keep em coming.
Brian
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
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"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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 After a woman gave birth to her baby, her Dr. stood solemnly at her
bedside. I have something I must tell you about your baby.
What´s wrong, the alarmed mother asked?
Your baby is a hermaphrodite.
What´s that?
It means your baby has both male and female parts.
Oh my God that´s wonderful! The woman exclaimed.
You mean it has a Penis and a brain?
In a doctor´s convention, the doctors brag who´s country´s medicine is most advanced.
A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That´s nothing! We can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian Doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
An Israeli doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind.
We just took a man with no brain out of a farm in the Negev, put him in the Prime Minister´s Office and now half the country is looking for work."
Smile ,
Gil
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I really liked that first joke, penis AND a brain... That was definitely smith-class... Yeah, sometimes you start to wonder if the second head does most of the thinking for us guys. :):)
As for the second joke - you're not too fond of Sharon I take it, telling those kind of jokes? Heh!
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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You know what they say - God gave us a brain and a penis, unfortunately he did not give us enough blood to use both simultaneously.
As for the second joke it's not about Sharon- it's about Barak (the former Prime minister), Sharon isn't from the Negev 
Keep smiling,
Gil
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Okay..I have a joke !! 
Thanks for the smiles! 
Re: Brian.....you think that was bad !!!!!! 
In this case here are a couple more... 
