|  | << The Amish Elevator
 
 An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
 They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
 especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
 apart and then slide back together again.
 
 The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
 
 The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
 "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
 I don't know what it is."
 
 While the boy and his father were watching with
 amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
 to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
 opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
 room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
 watched the small circular numbers above the walls
 light up sequentially. They continued to watch until
 it reached the last number and then the numbers began
 to light in the reverse order.
 
 Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,
 voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out. The
 father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
 quietly to his son ...
 
 "Go get your mother." >>
 
 
 "Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much."  Oscar Wilde
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