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*Hugs* to you Tim. No ... haven't forgotten you entirely. Just don't talk as much as I should these days. But I thinks of ya, yes I does. 
And I can't let a mention of Star Wars pass without commenting. Here's my tuppence on that: .. my favourite character in Star Wars (Darth Maul) was severely lacking in good lines (this was a universal thing for Ep. 1; the script in general was pretty weak, though it did look very pretty). So .. I went looking for substitution ones and by chance stumbled across the childish, but time honoured tradition of the Movie Pants Syndrome, which consists of removing a word or an entire phrase from a movie script and replacing it with the word "pants" or something very closely pants related. This suited me and my somewhat askance sense of humour just fine.
Some of my favourites:
"What, do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" - Watto
"I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." - Anakin
"Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this." - Han
"General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault." - Vader
Another good target is The Fellowship of the Ring.
"Life in the wide world goes on much as it has this past age, full of its own comings and goings. Scarcely aware of the existence of pants ... for which I am very thankful." - Gandalf
and so on. This link has more, if you find them funny. Some of them are amateurish, but others ("I will be dead before I see the Ring in the pants of an Elf!") are brilliant.
May the Pants be with you.
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