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Divert Your Course ! [message #3461]

Sat, 13 July 2002 19:52

Guest

On fire!

Registered: March 2012
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I got a laugh out of this. This is for our
Canadian friends Smile

Hi,Tim

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship
with the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfound-
land in October, 1995.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the
south to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees
to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course
15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say
again, divert YOUR course!

Canadians: No, I say again, you must divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US Lincoln, the
second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet.
We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers,
and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change
your course 15 degrees north. I say again, thats' one-five
degrees north, or counter measures will be undertaken to
ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: Well, this is a lighthouse. Your call.

		Divert Your Course ! By: Guest on Sat, 13 July 2002 19:52
		That was... Well... Incredibly humorous! By: lenny on Sat, 13 July 2002 20:30
		Ackkk !! By: Guest on Sat, 13 July 2002 21:11
		Re: Ackkk !! By: Guest on Sun, 14 July 2002 00:08
		I agree, that was very funny! By: arich on Sun, 14 July 2002 00:50
		Whats round and hard and full of semen? By: trevor on Sun, 14 July 2002 07:15
		Re: Whats round and hard and full of semen? By: mt on Tue, 23 July 2002 13:38
		Back to the top! By: charlie on Wed, 17 July 2002 01:40
		>>>Charlie!!<<< By: Guest on Wed, 17 July 2002 03:38
		What? Why? By: lenny on Wed, 17 July 2002 11:26
		Re: What? Why? By: Guest on Wed, 17 July 2002 14:06
		Re: What? Why? By: Guest on Wed, 17 July 2002 14:09
		back to the top of the page you go By: Guest on Thu, 18 July 2002 14:16
		>>Giggle<< By: Guest on Thu, 18 July 2002 19:17
		Darn it, that was a really naughty joke! By: lenny on Thu, 18 July 2002 19:52
		Re: >>Giggle<< By: e on Thu, 18 July 2002 22:50
		Re: >>Giggle<< By: Michael Simon on Fri, 19 July 2002 07:07
		oops....you slipped down....there you go back to the top By: Guest on Fri, 19 July 2002 15:20
		drat....should have done the other post first then this one By: Guest on Fri, 19 July 2002 15:25
		Now it's back up to the top for you By: e on Fri, 19 July 2002 19:22
		smith's Joke Torture...... By: Guest on Fri, 19 July 2002 22:16
		And you said you were the son of a man of the cloth...? By: lenny on Sat, 20 July 2002 01:04
		SEE WHAT YOU STARTED YOUNG MAN........ By: Guest on Sat, 20 July 2002 12:54
		Re: smith's Joke Torture...... By: mt on Tue, 23 July 2002 13:57
		Sorry, smith, but I think everyone loves groaners! By: charlie on Sat, 20 July 2002 01:39
		Speaking of groaners By: e on Sat, 20 July 2002 04:50
		And if you groan enough on that By: e on Sat, 20 July 2002 04:54
		Re: Speaking of groaners By: mt on Tue, 23 July 2002 14:19
		smith's back on top By: e on Sat, 20 July 2002 21:28
		Arggg !! By: smith on Sun, 21 July 2002 18:12
		I apologize profusely for pushing down much more important threads, By: lenny on Sun, 21 July 2002 23:37
		Re: Arggg !! By: Guest on Mon, 22 July 2002 11:52
		How about one more By: gil on Mon, 22 July 2002 22:12
		...And think of all the fun things we can do in the dark! By: lenny on Tue, 23 July 2002 01:00
		and if 1 more why not 2? By: mt on Tue, 23 July 2002 14:05
		variation on the theme By: mihangel on Tue, 23 July 2002 21:38
		>>>giggle<<< By: smith on Tue, 23 July 2002 21:59
		Night of the Living Thread By: e on Tue, 23 July 2002 01:49
		Far be it from me to move smith from the top. By: charlie on Tue, 23 July 2002 01:49
		1 more 1 more... :-) By: mt on Tue, 23 July 2002 14:29
		Re: 1 more 1 more... :-) By: mt on Tue, 23 July 2002 14:46
		Re: Divert Your Course ! By: smith on Tue, 23 July 2002 22:16
		I wanna know which Japanese hotel has that offer! By: lenny on Tue, 23 July 2002 22:35
		Re: Divert Your Course ! By: mt on Thu, 25 July 2002 06:04
		Oh no you don't. Back to the top! By: charlie on Wed, 24 July 2002 00:03
		just keeping it up By: mihangel on Wed, 24 July 2002 08:48
		Re: just keeping it up By: Guest on Wed, 24 July 2002 10:49
		Re: just keeping it up By: e on Wed, 24 July 2002 13:29
		I visit the MB and smith's not on top? We must do something about it. By: Steve on Thu, 25 July 2002 05:24
		What can I do to help? * runs for tall ladder * By: Guest on Thu, 25 July 2002 05:48
		Just lending a hand with the ladder! By: Guest on Thu, 25 July 2002 11:02
		Re: Divert Your Course ! By: Guest on Thu, 25 July 2002 11:30
		Jump Back, Jack By: smith on Thu, 25 July 2002 15:58
		The last one deserved to be on top. By: charlie on Fri, 26 July 2002 01:20
		Being up and on top By: e on Fri, 26 July 2002 18:48
		Couldn't resist By: tim on Fri, 26 July 2002 20:23
		Re: Divert Your Course ! By: kevin on Tue, 30 July 2002 05:52
		Re: Divert Your Course ! By: warren c. e. austin on Sun, 18 August 2002 08:14

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