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				| Location: currently So Cal Registered: May 2002
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 |  | This one definitely didn't come from my stock broker. 
 If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago,
 it would now be worth $49.00.
 
 With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
 
 With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
 
 If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer,
 not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned
 in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
 
 Based on the above, our best current investment advice is to
 drink heavily and recycle.
 
 Think good thoughts.
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