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Location: currently So Cal
Registered: May 2002
Messages: 1179
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This one definitely didn't come from my stock broker.
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer,
not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned
in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, our best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
Think good thoughts.
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