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Some sound investment advice  [message #3614] Thu, 25 July 2002 05:32 Go to previous message
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On fire!
Location: currently So Cal
Registered: May 2002
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This one definitely didn't come from my stock broker.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer,
not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned
in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, our best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

Think good thoughts.
e
 
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