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A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250." A deal is struck!
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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How about everybody post a favorite funny...might lighten the mood...!
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HeeHee...I have a million of 'em
By: smith on Sun, 03 November 2002 13:48 |
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Then there's this one about the rabbi ...
By: Steve on Sun, 03 November 2002 13:55 |
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While on the subject of adultery...
By: gil on Sun, 03 November 2002 19:16 |
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We definately need more humor (humour?!) right now...
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Now that IS funny............
By: marc on Mon, 04 November 2002 13:03 |
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Tell me what you think.
By: mt on Mon, 04 November 2002 14:12 |
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Saw this today, laughed my a** off.
By: charlie on Wed, 06 November 2002 01:46 |
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By: mt on Wed, 06 November 2002 07:48 |
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Definately put me in a good mood!
By: Darren on Wed, 06 November 2002 01:53 |
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Couldn't resist another one
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Just couldn't resist this one either
By: Steve on Wed, 06 November 2002 15:13 |
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