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And in honour of another Monday finished...here's a funny for all who could use one. Hope it's not tooo American...hehehe
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came
from a hen's butt looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear
him, is he still wrong?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Did you know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?
are you singing them both to really find out?!)
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there
is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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Only 18 days until my holiday with my Man!
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THANKS NEEDED THAT TODAY.......
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*giggles* twinkle twinkle little star
By: ien on Mon, 02 December 2002 17:46 |
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Thank You, you saved my day!!!
By: setras on Mon, 02 December 2002 18:26 |
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wow, thanks, i needed that too.
By: Guest on Mon, 02 December 2002 19:50 |
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Morality from Morons....heehee
By: smith on Tue, 03 December 2002 01:52 |
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your awesome smith
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Loved it, liked the Gilligan one!
By: Darren on Tue, 03 December 2002 02:25 |
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Thanks! I DO have a light in my freezer!
By: trevor on Tue, 03 December 2002 07:02 |
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