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Proud Fathers
Four men went golfing one day. Three of them
headed
to the first tee and the fourth went into the
clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men
started talking and bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, 'My son is a home
builder, and he is so successful that he gave a
friend
a new home for free. Just gave it to him!
The second man said, 'My son was a car salesman,
and
now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so
successful that he gave one of his friend a new
Mercedes, fully loaded.
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged,
'My
son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that
he
gave his friend an entire portfolio.
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few
minutes of taking care of business. The first man
mentioned. We were just talking about our sons.
How is
yours doing? The fourth man replied, Well, my son
is
gay and go-go dances in a gay bar.
The other three men grew silent as he continued,
'I'm
not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he
must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave
him
a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock
portfolio.
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