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Heterosexual Questionnaire  [message #7705] Sat, 15 February 2003 10:19 Go to next message
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A friend of mine found this at http://www.hatethemainstream.com a while ago. I thought I'd share it, because it really is quite good Very Happy

1) What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2) Where and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3) Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of the same sex?
4) Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
5) Isn't possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6) Heterosexual's have histories of failure in gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
7) If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know that you wouldn't prefer that?
Cool If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
9) To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
10) Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
11) If you should choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
12) The great majority of child molesters, along with other horrific criminals, are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexuals?
13) Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
14) How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive, heterosexual object choice, and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
15) Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other narrowly restricted, stereo-typed sex roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role playing?
16) How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious, biological, and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman sexually, or visa versa?
17) Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
18) With all the societal support marriages receive, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
19) Shouldn't you ask the fringe straight types, like swingers, Hell's Angels, and religious buffs to conform more? Wouldn't that improve your image?
20) How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, with the population growth?
very kewl make ya stop and think.....NOT lol  [message #7708 is a reply to message #7705] Sat, 15 February 2003 16:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Pretty Kool, Mr. Manitou  [message #7710 is a reply to message #7705] Sat, 15 February 2003 18:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I have often thought the same questions frequently asked of homosexuals could be asked of heterosexuals as well. Now then, is there a bisexual questionaire?

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Re: Heterosexual Questionnaire  [message #7712 is a reply to message #7705] Sat, 15 February 2003 21:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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im glad timmy connived to get me to join this group..this posting has made my day.....robert
Re: Heterosexual Questionnaire  [message #7720 is a reply to message #7712] Sun, 16 February 2003 01:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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way to go
Re: Heterosexual Questionnaire  [message #7722 is a reply to message #7720] Sun, 16 February 2003 01:37 Go to previous message
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i did not think my message needed to be repeated 5 times but what the heck since timmy turned me into a frog, i may have been hopping around on the keyboard a bit too much..very much sorry..but then again the blame can be timmys.anyone out there that knows how to undo a frog spell? Then again,this could be my only claim to fame--the frog that swam the atlantic!
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