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Registered: January 1970
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New movie being made named 'Troy'.
Starring:
Achilles ~ Brad Pitt
Paris ~ Orlando Bloom (Legolas) smith falls over in a heap!!
Helen ~ who gives a rip?
Huge Trojan horse (heehee)
For Brad Pitt fans everywhere (timmy) :)
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Joke:
An old man was sitting on the park bench sobbing his eyes out, so I asked what was wrong.
"I have a 22 year old sweetie at home," he said. "He makes love to me every morning, gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh juice and coffee."
"Well, why are you crying?"
"He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon," he sobbed.
"But why are you crying?"
"For dinner, he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me til 2 a.m.," he moaned.
"Well, why in the world would you be crying?" I pleaded.
"I can't remember where I live," he wailed.
Blessed be bad jokes for they make you groan!!
smith
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Location: UK
Registered: July 2002
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"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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I would take the Elf any day ..... hehe
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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