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Hey gents. How's everyone doing?
As you guys can see, I've gone into lurking and whatnot. Nothing personal, and no real reason. Just really busy. As always, I haven't even looked at this "fight" I've heard about, because I know that it doesn't belong here, and I won't waste my time reading it. I'm also a big fan of classic TV, but I wasn't able to ID any of those quotes thrown out there by my man smith!  I see the poor boy hasn't found his red R yet...
Anyway, I'm just here to send a temporary farewell. As some of you know, I'm recieving a German exchange student tomorrow night. He'll be living here in my house for a little more than 3 weeks. So, my e-mail viewing, IM time, and MB reading will be severly restricted, or possibly non-existant. I might check my e-mail a few times a week, but probably no more than that. He will take side trips to NYC and DC without me, so I'll probably take that time to catch up with e-mail and stuff. But the first trip won't be until next Friday...
So until the 25th, farewell everyone! I love you all, and I've missed each and everyone of you! Unfortunately, I just haven't been posting. Been busying with school and stuff, plus I don't feel I can contribute to some posts, nor do I want to contribute to others (i.e. - fights). If you need to e-mail me, you know where to find me: PriceKid73@aol.com. Can't guarentee a timely reply though. Miss y'all!
-Tom 
(P.S. - David! My man! I'm SOOOOOO happy you're going to Thailand! That's incredible! Good luck, and hugs and kisses to both you and Man!)
"Whatever is sought for can be caught, you know,
whatever is neglected slips away."
Oedipus Rex, lines 126-127
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Woah... Think he'd like to help me with my german hoemwork???
See ya soon
~Andy
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Hiya Tom!
Very happy to see you here and get your updates. I was just reading one of your haikus and wondering what you were up to.
Thanks for the good wishes about my relocation...only 13 weeks to go. Yay!!
I'll email you soon...and I haven't forgotten that I also owe Andy an email as well!!
Have a good time with your exchange student friend. Is he cute? (Had to ask, right?)
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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trevor
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Seems I'm gonna keep missing you for a while longer still, but that's okay. You're a guy worth waiting for! 
I hope you have tons of fun and that your German laddie is way cute. Try and walk in on him "by mistake" while he's having a shower! (Offer to give him a back scrub while you're at it, heeh!)
Take care:
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Darren
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Hi Tom,
Good luck with your German exchange student and I hope he is good looking. I am in fact married to my sister's German exchange student. They did not get a long, so I spent most of our time together. Well, some 8 years later, we started dated after many trips back and forth.
Have fun 'und hab' viel spass mit ihm'
Darren
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Hi Lenny! I had exactly the same idea...great minds think alike, huh? Written anything interesting lately? I need something new to read...hint, hint...hehe
And smith, check your Inbox, dude. Hiya!
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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I have sent my latest to Timmy, I hope he likes it. I've been writing it on/for Comicality's Library so if you still go there you might have seen it already.
And yes, great minds sure do seem to think alike, hehe!
Hugs:
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Yeah Is there anyone here who hasnt ever taken German??!!! I honestly think this is some sick joke people are playing on me But if anyone passed German 3 and wants to help out... heheh. I mean I told Tom to ask the exchange student if he wnated to help me with some German but Tom didn't think he owuld so sad
Peace
~Andy
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Trust me on this one, okay?
"Schwanz".
Isn't that a wonderful thing so say?
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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What oes Schwanz mean though?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Hi Tom! Yes, I, too studied german in High School and University...hehehe
The word is slang for the male appendage.
Didn't the guys in your German class figure out all the slang words for "dick" in German I? I thought that was standard in the syllabus.
OK...new thread within a thread, please...
What are more slang words for 'dick' in other languages?
I'll go first.
In Thai, it's pronounced kway.
Other languages? We ARE quite an international group, after all!
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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There are tons of course, so here is just a small selection.
Instead of John Peter, you'd say Petter Niklas. (Petter being a nick for Peter in fact.)
Some more 'benign' phrases (suitable for children and the elderly, hehe. Just kidding.) are snopp or snorre for example. Balle is a more juvenile variety. A rude word would be kuk, which I would guess is related to the English cock.
In general use, the standard penis works just fine like most everywhere else it seems.
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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timmy
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I'd love to see it again. Not just for willies, but for loads of things!
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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marc
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I will send it again
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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timmy
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Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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marc
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I'll try
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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marc
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International Thesaurus of Dirty Words
Well, ever need just the right word? Here is a list of all I could find. How ever you wanna say it!!!!!
Any Additional Information would be appreciated and added to the list.
The list of words.
LANGUAGE shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits asshole
Afrikaans kak tjoob-swaai naai doos piel-suiger na-naaier tiete hol
Azerbaidzhanian pokh ishamak sikmak amzhyk sikammak anany sikim doesh goetu deshik
Arabic kaka or khara teese (ass)
Croatian sranje pisanje karanje picka pusac kurca jebac majke sise supak
Czech hovno chcat mrdat kunda / pica zmrd zkurvysyn kozy prdel
Czeck (Moravian-Slovak dialect) hovno / nasrat scat / chcat jebat / sukat / mrdat kunda / pica kokot / sulin zkurvysyn / zmrd cecky / kozy curak / kokot
Danish lort pis bolle / hore / knep fisse / pik pikslikker narr°v / moderknepper jader / babser / patter r°vhul
Dutch schijt zeik neuken kut peniszuiger moederneuker tieten kontgat
Finnish paska kusi nussia vittu kyrvõnimijõ õidinnussija tissit persereikõ
French merde pisse va chier plotte suceux de quÚquette fils de pute totons trou de cul
Georgian mdzgneri pseli mogithani muteli klismtzoveli scheni deda movtkhan dzudzu khureli
German scheisse pisse fick fotze schwanzlecker mutter finctish titten arschloch
Greek skata katrolio gamisi mouni poutsoglifti malaka bisia or visia kolotripa
Greek (Ancient) skato katuru gamu tabati lee (prick) gammut tykos ty mana vizyya trypi ngolu
Hindi(Hindustani) tatti moot chod choot lodachoos madarchod mamme gandchidra
Hungarian szar pisa baszni pina faszszopo anyabaszo cici segglyuk
Indonesian tai ngepet ngentot ngocol kang sepong cuki mai toket lobang pantat
Italian merda piscio fongouhl fica pompinaro stronzo tette buco di culo
Japanese kuso syoben yaru manko chimpo o syaburu kaasan o yaro oppai ketsuana
Lebanese khara shkokh neek kes muss arr need imok bzaz teez
Marathi (maharashtra - State in India) goo mutti jhhuv choot / pucchi bhosadycha babley gaand
Malaysian taik kencing memantat cipap/pantat/puki hisap kote pukimak tetek jubor
Mengrelian (a Russian Dialect) kundi mapusumuapu hodua churi koleshmatsualt dida pkhodi dzudzu khureli
Norwegian skit pisse pule fitte kuksuger morpule pupper raevhoel
Polish gowno odlac sie jebac pizda lachociag skurwysyn cycki dupek
Portugese merda mijo foder cona brocher cabrÒo mamas parvo
Portugese (Brazilian) puta-que-o-pariu mijo fuder xoxota boiola filho-da-puta tetas manÚ
Romanian cecat pisat fut puta / pizda pula / sugatorul pulii fiu de curva sfarcuri borta curului
Russian govno ssat' ebat' pizda huesos naprimer ebanat sis'ki mudak
Sanskrit purishamam lingam
Serbian sranje pisanje karanje picka pusac kurca jebac majke / fukac matere sise cmaronja
Slovenian drek scati fukat pizda kurac kurbin sin joske rit
Spanish mierda meada chinga choco cabr¾n hijo de la chigada tetas pendejo
Swedish skit pissa knulla fitta kuksugare mammaknullare tuttar arsel
Vietnamese cuc nouc dai du lon bu cac du ma vu lo dit
Yiddish dreck shtup / leizdaen coos fehgeleh ziyanti brusten tahat meluhlah
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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marc
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Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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marc
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Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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Steve
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Marc's list omits two languages that I know:
In Israeli slang the word is "zayin". This is very interesting because the word actually means "weopon". However the slang use is derived from the seventh letter of the Hebrew alphabet which, in its printed form, can be imagined to resemble a cock with two balls at the top - sorry: a penis with two testicles. In Israel little children use the term "bulbul" which actually means "hoopoe" (a kind of bird) or "scatterbrain". Go figure.
In Esperanto the word we are discussing is "Kaco" - pronounced 'katso'.
Now wasn't that interesting?
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Just thought I'd mention, but 'katso' is also Finnish for look (as in 'Look at that bird' / 'Katso tuota lintua').
Also, in Marc's list kyrvõnimijõ is actually spellt kyrvänimijä (cocsucker), õidinnussija is äidinnussija (motherfucker) and persereikõ is persereikä (asshole) or actually persreikä (more slang-ish) or perseenreikä (perseen is perse in genitive) would be better
Now, I'm sure that was more than you could've possibly wanted to know, so I'll just hope no-one's been traumatized(spl?) permanently...
Setras
That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
-Master Li in Neil Gaiman's Sandman
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