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smith
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Registered: January 1970
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a well-adjusted person:
@ A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. (I knew there was a job designed for me...counting ridges...my first choice is still to design the changing title on the Google main page. Did you see the Michaelangelo one  )
@ A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. (Do we have any?..wiggle your ear)
@A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds. (most of the kids in my trig class are goldfish)
@Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until 2 to 6 years of age. (Um...should they be playing?)
@If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end due to the rate of reproduction. (Whoaaaaaa)
@Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. (Dude! way to go!)
@No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, purple or silver. (Trying it, aren't you? Me too..)
@Shakespeare invented the word assassination. (And didn't we have fun with that one in grade school spelling >>giggle<< ass..ass)
@Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. (Is that anything made of rubber? Whoaaaa..)
@A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. (Carpe diem!)
Ignore me ~ I have a case of the stupids !!
smith
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smith
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Registered: January 1970
Messages: 1095
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Geekle......with the "I Never Get Lucky" button hahahaha !!!
That is super cool !! Thanks..
Here are a couple more that make you go...Huh???
@ Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
@Coke was originally green.
@Each kind in a deck of playing cards represents a great king: Spades~King David, Hearts~Charlemagne, Clubs~Alexander the Great, Diamonds~Julius Caesar
@In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's."
@In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden"...and the word GOLF entered the English language.
@Hersey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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tim...of usa
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Location: buffalo, new york...USA
Registered: July 2002
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smith this is just for you
BIG HUGE HUGS
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ SMITH}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
was sort of beat and down tonight and you made me laugh
thnks you for being you
peace
tim...of USA
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Location: currently So Cal
Registered: May 2002
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I guess I'm in trouble. I got no hair. But as they say, grass doesn't grow on a busy street. Ok, ok, it doesn't grow in cement either.
I guess that G-O-L-F thing menas that the LPGA is just another example of how women are taking over the male dominated society.
Think good thoughts,
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trevor
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Registered: November 2002
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Hahaa !! 
I'm in trouble...I knew some of those items already! 
Uh-oh! 
Anywhere? He wasn't specific! 
