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After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled, out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unablento find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of,matches setting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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<< On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two American men and one American woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
One month later on these stunning islands, the
following things have occurred:
1. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
the Italian woman
2. The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a menage-a-trois
3. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman
4. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them
5. The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman
6. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the
endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian
woman and started swimming
7. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are
awaiting instructions
8. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
store/restaurant/laundry and have gotten the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their store
9. The two American men are contemplating suicide
because the American woman keeps on complaining about
her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do
everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment,
the equal
division of household chores, how sand and palm trees
make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected
her opinion and treated her better than they do, and
how her relationship with her mother is improving
10. The two Irish men divided the island into North
and South and set up a distillery. They do not
remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort
of foggy after the first few liters of coconut
whiskey--but they are satisfied >>
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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The woman from the first joke is probably the only kind I'd consider sleeping with, hehe!  Definitely smith-class on that one. 
Btw... Didja get my email?
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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trevor
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Registered: November 2002
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A smith-class transsexual? She must be alright, then! Maybe that would make her a Katydid?
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"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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On fire! |
Location: currently So Cal
Registered: May 2002
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I knew what you meant by smith-claas, but what I'm wondering is what Trevor meant.
Think good thoughts,
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On fire! |
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the only thing I've ever changed was the color of my hair...am I missing the joke?
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trevor
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Registered: November 2002
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You're in a class by yourself. But, anyone else with such a positive outlook, wit, talents, trivia mastery, and "good" bad jokes would be in your "class" and certainly someone worth getting to know.
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Steve
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Less than 30 to go.
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