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*Waves at Trevor*
News reports filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped down on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator.
President George W. Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math instruction.
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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LOL, David!
Btw, what happened to that email you was going to send me, eh? 
Hugs:
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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I literally fell out of my chair and have been laughing my ass off for the last ten minutes.
Think good thoughts,
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I'm sorry, I need to be shot now, that was too painful, please put me out of my misery... 
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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I stole this off of Ashley's MB... 
Oohh... Yes, that's a serious charge! Hehhe! 
Hilarious 
