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OK, guys and gals, which of these are your favorites...I'm trying to decide between #6 and #9 myself...heehee
Top 25 names of country songs (and if you think these are real, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you, too...)
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth "Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
21. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run, So We're Even
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over you
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then I'll settle for being Number Two On You
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
8. Please Bypass This Heart
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
3. He's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
2. He's Looking Better After Every Beer
And the number 1 favorite country song of all time is:
1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Fellers, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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13 is the best=====If I cant be #1 in your life,then Ill do #2 on you------rob
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#4-6 are all really funny too! 
Thanks David. Heheh, humor, always a good thing to wake up to!
Hugs:
-L
PS: Where's that email, huh? 
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Actually, I think Ray Stevens recorded #25. Got to think that #5 and #18 are classics waiting to happen......NOT!
It's not the wolf you see you should fear, but all the ones he howls with. Don't be afraid of the song, but don't piss off the choir.
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My favorite: "How Can I Miss You If You Don't Go Away?"
#4 Do you know that Jimmy Buffet really did record a song called "If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me." I'm a faithful Parrothead, being from south Florida and all.
Thanks, David
smith
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Hahaha! I like #19 the best I think, but... 
