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One day mum was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage
(SM/BD) magazine.
This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
She finally asked him: "Well, what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said: "Well, I don't think you should spank him."
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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The Amish Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small circular numbers above the walls
light up sequentially. They continued to watch until
it reached the last number and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,
voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out. The
father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son ...
"Go get your mother."
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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HAHAHAHHA thankyou David that was the highlight of my day so far *hugs*
peace and trees
~Andy
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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On fire! |
Registered: March 2012
Messages: 2344
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Thanks matey, you've made me smile...
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No Message Body
That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
-Master Li in Neil Gaiman's Sandman
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tim...of usa
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Likes it here |
Location: buffalo, new york...USA
Registered: July 2002
Messages: 266
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i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it....lol
being in the BDSM life myself i loveddddddddddddddd it
lol
peace
tim...of USA
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Soooooo....
How the heck are ya??
And Jeremy?
(Hands on hips, here, toe tapping...)
Heeheehee
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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