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You have to read this.  [message #10784] Sun, 01 June 2003 23:18 Go to next message
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I wonder if this is true. Do handsome men produce the best sperm? Well, it was found that they do. Read the article if you don't believe me.... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/science_looks_dc
icon6.gif Well, of course we do !!  [message #10787 is a reply to message #10784] Mon, 02 June 2003 00:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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"Best Sperm"  [message #10794 is a reply to message #10784] Mon, 02 June 2003 07:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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How would one define "best". Does it mean sperm count, taste, consistancy, or some other factor?



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Has to be bullcrap  [message #10795 is a reply to message #10784] Mon, 02 June 2003 08:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Look at all the beautiful women who are onoy beautiful intil they SPEAK!

And I am drop dead gorgeous, but have crap sperm quality. Low motility and malformations, plus low count. Mind you I do have a nice voice!



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icon3.gif Timmy, looking at the end result of your *cough* sperms...  [message #10796 is a reply to message #10795] Mon, 02 June 2003 08:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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...One could very easily be fooled it was of the highest quality possible. Smile

And you DO have a nice voice. *giggle*


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Quality is not just genetic  [message #10797 is a reply to message #10796] Mon, 02 June 2003 09:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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If the genetic material cannot get to the target then it is useless in quality terms.

We had major infertility treatment involving rooms with str8 porn and collection cups.



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icon6.gif Sperms...  [message #10799 is a reply to message #10797] Mon, 02 June 2003 09:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Where can I get in line for grant money to study these very important...and intimate...matters? I love the subject, and would treat all the little suckers with love and care.

And the collection process alone could be quite challenging and interesting.

Plus I will have more time after this month...

Or I could contribute to the world's knowledge of male appendages generally...?

Just a thought...



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icon12.gif if you do get to do that sort of study...  [message #10801 is a reply to message #10799] Mon, 02 June 2003 11:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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...just make sure you treat the suckees atleast as well as the suckers... Wink

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I didn't know we were emasuring tjhat!  [message #10802 is a reply to message #10801] Mon, 02 June 2003 11:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Suck Ease, I mean.



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icon6.gif Succ--or for the needy....!  [message #10803 is a reply to message #10802] Mon, 02 June 2003 13:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Don't pay me no never mind tonight, peeps...

I always get like this the Night Before...

Thank God I'm not past it.

Altho, Andy, I might be too over the hill to truly appreciate junk-food songs. Do they sing one about pepparoni pizza, do you suppose?

Sorry, wrong thread...



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icon6.gif Re: You have to read this.  [message #10806 is a reply to message #10784] Mon, 02 June 2003 14:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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According to an international taste testing survey,DR Bobs sperm outshined all others as to taste! rob--and thats a fact!
David, was it your story with the peppermint in - peppermint out deal?  [message #10831 is a reply to message #10803] Tue, 03 June 2003 05:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Nope, I don't think so...but if you find the reference, let me know...  [message #10891 is a reply to message #10831] Wed, 04 June 2003 06:16 Go to previous message
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It sounds interesting!



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