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Registered: January 1970
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The Feds are testing a new airport security they call "backscatter". It's what they use to make sure diamond miners aren't stealing diamonds. It scatters X-rays. That means that it doesn't show bones and organs, it just shows you naked  It looks for plastic weapons and explosive substances.
The woman in charge of the lab says "It does let us see you naked, but we can see all this stuff." Excuse me, I'm not sure I want all my "stuff" seen at the check-through. Does that mean you walk through the beeper and then stand in front of an X-ray machine and they get a free show? Would we get rated on a scale of 1 to 10? Would it be an "exciting" job or the "stuff" nightmares are made of? Do we get to see the checkers naked too.......fair's fair!!
I got stopped in Denver in one of those stupid "I know you've already been through security but we wanna feel you up one more time" kinda deals. Snort!!
It's like that guy in LA that, when they said to take off his shoes and jacket and belt and jewelry, he just lost it and dropped his pants and said, "Check this!" >>>giggle<<<
Have a great Monday
smith
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