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I know how timmy loves haikus and this was sent to me through my work mail. They tickled me a bunch, and I immediately thought that the board would enjoy them. Mind, if you are not too familiar with Wndows then some of the humor is lost.
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located, but
countless more exist
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting.
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No on hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big,
it might have been very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little work is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.
Having been erased
the document you are seeking
must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Hugs, Charlie
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