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My house is all painted!! I never thought I'd see the end of it. Ugh......painting with that extension roller dealie. Don't sane people paint one room and then later another one? We just finished this marathon paintarama. The whole house has gone from white to dark hunter green in one huge zap! After 3 trips to Lowes for more paint and more paint....I think someone was drinking the dang stuff. Free at last! Free at last!
A cool book if anyone wants to read....."Wraeththu" by Storm Constantine. It's in the future and a group of people have evolved that are beautifully androgynous (read gay) that challenge the regular humans for superiority.
I just read the Katherine Hepburn book. She wouldn't allow it to be published until after her death. If you loved her, you'll love the book.
Have you seen the movie 'A River Runs Through It'? Robert Redford narrates it and the scenery is beautiful and the ending makes you kinda just sigh with pleasure. Brad Pitt's not bad either 
Andy will be back this weekend. I wonder if he will sleep or eat first? I can't wait to hear more of the crypt crawling adventures.
Make sure you nominate a hottie for the big contest. I dredged up a few more but there's only one winner in my mind If you think of one, send the pic to nominate@iomfats.org Tommy's working really hard on this.
A smith Joke to finish up:
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy giggling child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" the men exclaim. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy."
The nurse rolls her eyes and says, "He's happy now. But just wait until we take that pacifier out of his ass."
{{giggle}}
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Location: currently So Cal
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Perhaps the nurse is simply sticking the pacifiers into the wrong end of the other babies, eh?
Loved 'A River Runs Through It' and any other movie starring Brad Pitt.
I hate to say it, but your parents got the house painting thingy right. Though I'm not sure I'd want every room in the house painted hunter green. It's much better to just do the whole thing and then get to forget about it for a few years. Think about it, if they had painted only one or two rooms, you'd be helping out again next summer too. 
Think good thoughts,
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Did that joke come from smith???? I'd like to comment, but I'll keep my mouth shut. Anybody have some tape so my fingers can't say what they want????
Brian
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
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Heard it before, but it's still great. 
Just watched Tobey Maguire visiting Jay Leno, darn it, he's such a sweet-lookin guy hehe. He talked about how he completed Grand Theft Auto: Vice City to 100% and all sorts of silly stuff, hehe. Hope we get to see more of him barechested in Spiderman 2...
Now he's sitting smiling sweetly in Jay's couch while Jay talks to a REALLY funny stand-up comedian woman. Yesterday, Hanson was on, and little teensy-weensy Zac has GROWN UP and looks just fine!
Take care now okies? Chat some day maybe?
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Very cool! A normal post about normal everyday life! Just what I needed today! Thanks...
I'll do an update, too, but right now I gotta go shopping for some more stuff for the new apartment. Reports about me and Man later! (But soon, too)
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