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Bruce Almighty  [message #12988] Thu, 31 July 2003 20:16 Go to next message
setras is currently offline  setras

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OK, I went to movies today, and I'm pretty sure you can guess what movie I saw... Smile Anyway, the question is quite simple. YOU are selected to be God for an unknown (to you) period of time. Could be 35 minutes or 3 years or 2 hours or... What would you do? Feed all the hungry people on earth? Turn all the water to Dr. Pepper? Give everyone a third eye on the back of their head?

And about the movie itself, it was actually a lot better (=funnier) than I expected. And there were surprisingly many cute guys watching it, so I had a good time... And I even managed to see the movie Wink

Setras



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What I would do...  [message #12989 is a reply to message #12988] Thu, 31 July 2003 20:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
setras is currently offline  setras

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1. I want a laptop that is allways top of the line, so that when technology gets better the laptop "gets updated". Unbreakable, preferably. And if you want to know what the laptop would look like, go to IBM's website, find 'Notebooks' from 'Products' and take a visual tour of the G series.

2. I'd like a permanent, works-no-matter-where-I-am internet connection to go with the laptop. 512 kbps both ways would be sufficent.

3. I saw a very nice pair of sunglasses today, conveniently priced at about $350... They'd be nice.

4. And since I'd be wearing the sunglasses, I'd need a pair of contact lenses.

5. Now, I've got a laptop, internet access, sunglasses and contact lenses... So it's time to do my best at being God. Try and make the world a better place. Not a perfect, everyone-is-happy-all-the-time place, but considerably less suffering, especially for kids. And less pollution and more nature.

I think that about covers it...
Setras



That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
-Master Li in Neil Gaiman's Sandman
Re: Bruce Almighty  [message #12990 is a reply to message #12988] Thu, 31 July 2003 20:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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The serious answer is so hard. If I change this, what\ else happens?

My choice is
  • to remove the need for wars
  • to deploy true communism "To each according to his need, from each according to his ability"
  • remove any need or duty to worship me
  • ensure that, if people do worship me, my rules of total tolerance are reinforced
  • remind people that I created all races, colours, creeds, orientations, and that I do not make mistakes
  • ensure there is sufficient food and drink for the world
  • temper people's desire for children to ensure that overpopulation does not take place
Quite a lot, and all done in a split second



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I loved that movie!!!!!  [message #12993 is a reply to message #12988] Thu, 31 July 2003 21:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That was the coolest movie I ever saw, well with the exception of maybe Boondock Saints. But it was really really good. I loved it when he notices hes on the water and starts to creep back towards land slowly tying not ot fall thorugh!! Its great
peace and trees
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Re: Bruce Almighty  [message #13001 is a reply to message #12988] Fri, 01 August 2003 00:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
e is currently offline  e

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I haven't seen the movie, but if I were God I don't think I'd do much that current one hasn't already done. All the altruistic type stuff like world peace and ending hunger would probably make this a fairly boring world to live in and mankind would likely stagnate instead of moving forward because there wouldn't be any need. So I'd probably just kill of the world's flea population and then sit back and watch.

Think good thoughts,
e
icon5.gif Hm, there's probably lots of things I would do...  [message #13002 is a reply to message #12988] Fri, 01 August 2003 01:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lenny is currently offline  lenny

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...If I was all-powerful, I'm not really sure now how much I'd want to interfere with other people's lives.

One thing I would do however is making so that anyone hurting someone else on purpose experiences the exact same amount of hurt as all those affected feels. Not like, gets his head blown off if he shoots someone, there would "only" be mental pain. I would want the person to have the chance to learn from his mistakes. Hope that doesn't make me too cruel, but I really think that would quickly become a pretty strong deterrent against violence towards your neighbors... Smile

-L



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direct my sail."

-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
icon6.gif ...Oh! I'd make money, gold, diamonds etc worthless too.  [message #13003 is a reply to message #13002] Fri, 01 August 2003 01:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lenny is currently offline  lenny

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Greed is such a despiccable quality in people.

If someone comes up with the bright idea of using seashells as legal tender and starts hoarding them, I'd make seashells worthless also. Smile I really don't like the concept of money. Smile

-L



"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."

-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
icon3.gif I'm for non-interference, too, e! Except that I'd...  [message #13006 is a reply to message #13003] Fri, 01 August 2003 02:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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not only get rid of fleas, I'd also make all foods equally nourishing and equally non-fattening.
icon12.gif Pass the lobster, David!  [message #13010 is a reply to message #13006] Fri, 01 August 2003 03:42 Go to previous message
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