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icon6.gif LennyLink Wannabe Entry  [message #13070] Mon, 04 August 2003 01:51 Go to next message
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This is good enough to be a LennyLink, I swear. It was sent to me by a friend, and it's real. If you need a little hint about what you'll be reading about if you click on the link...it has to do with a breed of fainting goats down in Old Tenessee.

Did I get your attention?

That's right, fainting goats.

http://tennessean.com/local/archives/03/08/37076509.shtml?Element_ID=37076509

Is this the same neighborhood as your redneck, D'Artagnon??
icon7.gif Yes, this would do Lenny proud.  [message #13071 is a reply to message #13070] Mon, 04 August 2003 03:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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This link might just everyone's goat.

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icon14.gif So I have some competition, eh? I'll step right up to the plate...  [message #13076 is a reply to message #13070] Mon, 04 August 2003 08:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That was certainly a worthy LennyLink, David. Thanks, that one was worth quite a few laughs (and we can never have too much of that methinks)!

However... Click this out! Smile
http://www.startribune.com/stories/561/4007844.html

And yes, it is based on a true story.


-L



"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."

-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
icon6.gif I found a LennyLink  [message #13085 is a reply to message #13076] Mon, 04 August 2003 12:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Is fainting sheep anything like cow tipping??

OMG...the poor man is an outed......Canadian >>haha<<

Here's one:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm%5F799383.html

All I can say is "OUCH".
icon4.gif OUCH!  [message #13089 is a reply to message #13085] Mon, 04 August 2003 13:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I read something rather funny in today's paper, it's in Swedish so I can't LennyLink it.

An intoxicated croatian man was swearing at a woman - for whatever reason, the article didn't say - and to give his foul words even greater weight, he decided to stick his penis through a hole in the woman's fence and wave it at her. ...At which point her dog quickly bit the man in the exposed appendage!

The man was hospitalized with minor injuries and later tried to press charges against the woman, which he shouldn't have bothered with since he himself was charged with unbecoming behaviour...

The name of the dog is 'little bear'. Very Happy


-L



"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."

-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
icon7.gif But it's not his fault...  [message #13097 is a reply to message #13076] Mon, 04 August 2003 19:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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He was BORN Canadian. It's not like he CHOSE to be that way.

Speaking of our neighbor to the north, why is it that you never see a Canadian restaurant in the US?

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e
icon7.gif Kinda gives a new meaning  [message #13098 is a reply to message #13085] Mon, 04 August 2003 19:47 Go to previous message
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to that childhood food favorite "beans and weenies."

OUCH!

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