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Ok everyone I was wondering what hand do you use to jerk off and what hand are you. Like Im right handed but I use my left... So lets see hwat yall have to say for yourselves
peace and trees
~Andy
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Right and right but I had to become ambidextrous because my left was becoming jealous!
Oh my i can hear the moans now LOL
People will tell you where they've gone
They'll tell you where to go
But till you get there yourself you never really know
Where some have found their paradise
Other's just come to harm
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And I'm right-handed, by the way...
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Wait a sec. You are right handed but you use your left? I haven't heard that one before. I can not picture that.
I am left handed so i use my left hand to as you describe to jerk off. I mean i have tried to use my right hand but it just doesn't work.
You just made my day, very funny.
would not call a funny survey but instead a "odd" survey. I'm happy to participate.
Have fun
M.
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Wow you guys make me feel weird again lol you all use two hands lol. Man I guess I will try that someday so far one handed has been workin pretty well for me... Ah wells, and those of you who do use one hand use your dominant hand. Im jsut all kinds of fucked this time lol
peace and trees
~Andy
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I'm left-handed sometimes and right-handed other times. I hold a pen with the left, but I mouse and throw stuff with the right. I prefer operating a computer joystick with my left, but can do it with the right too since most such joysticks are geared towards right-handed use.
Human joysticks however I mainly use right hand to operate.  Can do it with left too but it's kinda awkward, right is much smoother sailing. 
-L
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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If you just use one hand doesn't it get tired??? How long does it take guys anyways??
"To the world you may be but one person, but to one person you may be the world!"
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it depends cuz like on how fast or slow you go for both part of your question. Speed determines how quickly I get tired as well as how fast I get off so yeah. Sometime ya just slow down and rest awhile then continue with the LEFT hand
~Andy
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This reminds me of when me and my friends sometimes start discussing about sex, male and female anatomy.
It is just too funny.
answering your question, Andy is right speed depends how fast you get tire and get off. For me sometimes it just depends of who i'm thinking. If it's with a guy i really want , i don't know, i tend to finish faster than usual. Takes practice to learn to control it and have longer sessions, which why i practice once in a while.
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If I have time to take my time, I tend to switch from one hand to the other until it's time to get serious. Then it's always the right hand. I've tried finishing with the left, but just can't seem to get there. I'm right handed btw.
Think good thoughts,
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But I cant seem to find either the courage or tactfulness tonight - probably just as well!
I will say this: http://www.jackinworld.com
Is it just me, or is this topic just about as personal as we could possibly get? I'm actually embarrassed to go into it - oops maybe I just did - oh well . . . or maybe I'll just see what comes with tomorrow.
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Andy, you randy, naughty puppy!
I'm one of those weird few who is ambidextrious. I can write, draw, just about anything left handed, although I usually go right dominant for most things. Heck, when I broke my leg the last time, I even had to drive with my left foot!
As to the question >ahem!< at hand, I started out using one, then the other, went exclusively right for a while and then just switched to a left grip but with the thumb facing in. I guess it simulates having that hand on a partner instead of me and enhances the fantasy.
Side question to this little note: for those out there that only use one hand exclusively, like myself, do you notice that your, uh, unit now has a weird turn, twist or just tendancy to lean towards that hand as it hangs? Just a question.
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yup yup hehehe. It definitly hangs more to the left lol. 
Peace and Trees
~Andy
P.S. Im sorts (insert big long word here) becuae when I egt bored during class I switch to taking notes with my left hand. Also when I dance I seem to lead with my left foot quite often. *kisses*
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It could get more personal. We could discuss specific technique and/or frequency, etc. Not sure how much of that I would reveal, or want to know. Just tell us what you are comfortable with, er, umm, telling that is. If nothing, that's ok too.
Think good thoughts,
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I use my right hand most of the time and am right handed. I occasionally switch to left for a different feeling, but usually right. I have a variety of techniques, but usually it is just the basic stroking motion, being circumcized I often use saliva as a lubricant and focus a bit on the head (which I hear touching directly is far too uncomfortable for uncut guys!).
Hah, I gave the most details response yet, I'm proud.
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Yep, you said more than what i would say.
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A pregnant woman walks in a bank to withdraw money as the bank is being robbed. Bullets fly everywhere and she gets shot in the abdomen. Rushed to the hospital, the doctors discover that the baby is fine but they can't find the bullet.
12 years later, Little Johnny meets his mother tearfully at the front door. "Mommy, Mommy."
"What?" she cried.
"I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
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A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that's getting ready to take off. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his pants and wipes himself with a handkerchief. He zips up and continues to read his magazine. The woman can't believe what she saw.
Then, he sneezes again, unzips, and wipes with handkerchief. The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that's disgusting and rude - and if you do it again I'm going to have you removed from the plane."
He says, "I'm so sorry but I have this very rare embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to have an orgasm every time I sneeze."
The woman, embarrassed by her lack of sensitivity says, "Oh, you poor man. Are you taking anything for it?"
He answers, "Pepper."
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Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
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Re: funny survey!!! 
Wow - single-handed? That's talent! 
"Different strokes...", as they say! 
