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icon7.gif Caution - smith Joke  [message #13418] Sun, 17 August 2003 06:11 Go to next message
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Q: Why don't guys with small penises make good lawyers?

A: Because they can't fill out their briefs.

(insert big groan here)

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e
icon7.gif Put a sock in it, JJ. Seriously tho, keep 'em coming!  [message #13429 is a reply to message #13418] Sun, 17 August 2003 16:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oops s/b "e" - smith joke from non-smith source!  [message #13430 is a reply to message #13429] Sun, 17 August 2003 16:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Bear of very little brain, here!
icon6.gif I hope that's a clean sock  [message #13434 is a reply to message #13430] Sun, 17 August 2003 21:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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icon14.gif Sneaky e :>  [message #13435 is a reply to message #13418] Sun, 17 August 2003 21:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Here's another for more groans:

A man goes to see the optometrist. The doctor tells him, "I need you to stop masturbating." The man asks, "Why? It doesn't make you go blind." The doctor replies, "No but you're disturbing the other patients."

smith Smile
icon13.gif Re: Sneaky e :>  [message #13449 is a reply to message #13435] Mon, 18 August 2003 14:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
dartagnon is currently offline  dartagnon

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Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! that was awefulllll. It wasn't even Punny.

someone needs to punish smith for the bad joke. I can't right now, I'm still on the floor wondering why I can't see, hehehehe.

Okay so that was a bad attempt at humor too. Sue me! you wont get much!



It's not the wolf you see you should fear, but all the ones he howls with. Don't be afraid of the song, but don't piss off the choir.
icon7.gif Re: Sneaky e :>  [message #13450 is a reply to message #13449] Mon, 18 August 2003 15:16 Go to previous message
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That's why we call them "smith Jokes." They are usually so bad they make us laugh anyways.

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