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icon12.gif Now boys... remember....  [message #14249] Tue, 09 September 2003 03:19 Go to next message
thirdfencepost is currently offline  thirdfencepost

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Always rememebr to urinate after you ejaculate or you could end up with a bloody urinary tract infections*grumbles under his breath annoyed at female doctors* I just got felt up by a lady doctor and questioned about my sex life. Then told to pee in a cup and am given a prescription and then she tells me nto to play with feces and to remember to always go to the bathroom after you cum so it doenst get all infected. Trust me it hurts like a mother fucker sso yall better pull your asses out of bed to go o the bathroom . remember I warned you
*looks embarressed and goes to bed,...*
Peace and trees
~Andy



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Re: Now boys... remember....  [message #14251 is a reply to message #14249] Tue, 09 September 2003 03:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Guest is currently offline  Guest

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That is something new, i'll remember to do that next time. And you got a female doctor, sorry Anday.

Now as for me my physical exam is coming soon ( i do it every year ) and i always get a male doctor who does the check up. I don't complaint.
Re: Now boys... remember....  [message #14252 is a reply to message #14251] Tue, 09 September 2003 04:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
david in hong kong is currently offline  david in hong kong

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Yup, your lady doc is correct!

And ya also gotta remember to wash your hands if you were playing at your back door...which is probably what she was talking about making references to not playing with feces...

Sooo many things to remember when we just wanna have a bit of fun!



"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
umm well then  [message #14257 is a reply to message #14249] Tue, 09 September 2003 05:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
theerubberducky is currently offline  theerubberducky

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Drink cranberry juice it helps I swear!!! And if you want it to go away in a hurry drink warm water with about a teaspoon of bakingsoda in it...that's torture but it made mine go away (so it seemed anyways) in just a few hours!!!

Danielle



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Your doctor is isnane  [message #14259 is a reply to message #14249] Tue, 09 September 2003 06:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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All you got was an unpleasant infection. You don't get that from not peesing after you cum. You get it from catching an infection.

She just wanted to get off on your answers



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/me blushes guiltily  [message #14262 is a reply to message #14249] Tue, 09 September 2003 07:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lenny is currently offline  lenny

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*cough*

I had a wet dream tonight and just went right back to sleep afterwards. I was all nice n showered and now I'm a total mess (I sleep nekkid most of the time), lol... If you knew the hoops I had to jump through to get clean last night you'd appreciate the irony. You see, they're rebuilding my bathroom right now and it's a total mess in there.

Only positive thing, there are two REEALLY cute young plumbers working here, plus one cute young wall-painter dude as well. I will try to snap pics of them with my phone cam, but it won't be super quality. Sad


-L

PS: Peeing after the deed's been done can be a real bother sometimes due to that reflex that stops one from releasing two kinds of fluid at the same time...! I've had to wait for AGES (well... minutes anyway) with an abominally aching bladder after I've ruined my underwear at night before my body cared to give me back control of my own facilities... Smile



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icon6.gif Re: Now boys... remember....  [message #14264 is a reply to message #14249] Tue, 09 September 2003 08:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
robert bryce is currently offline  robert bryce

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just two questions Andy---------Why a woman doctor and if it was a female doctor id of told her I was screwing a light bulb socket....rob
icon6.gif At least you were doing something ummmm..  [message #14271 is a reply to message #14249] Tue, 09 September 2003 09:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
smith is currently offline  smith

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worthwhile when you got the 'ick'. I had to go to the doctor cause one night I was walkin' my dog cause we have coyotes (I live in the country so I can walk around at night nekkid) and I had to pee. Seems I found the biggest bunch of poison ivy in the world. I don't think the dog story was believed and he told my mom to keep me out of the woods and for me to keep my pants on ::-) God, I had to go to school wigglin' and squirmin' and not cause I was watching Erin Ackerman change up. My friends were all like 'Ewwww,JJ' give it a rest cause they thought I was rubbin' when I was truly scratchin' like heck Sad)

Hang in there, Andy. You'll live to "be happy" another day Cool

smith
Re: Your doctor is isnane  [message #14272 is a reply to message #14259] Tue, 09 September 2003 09:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

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Most doctors are indeed insane.... ok all of them are....

But as for infections and the like.... yes, one can get an infection after ejaculating and not clearing the pathway so to speak.... It is a thing that if one is prone to he will get them and if one is not he will not....



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Errrrr...... That was just one question.....  [message #14273 is a reply to message #14264] Tue, 09 September 2003 09:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
icon3.gif Haha, I'm sorry JJ, but I just HAVE to laugh...  [message #14275 is a reply to message #14271] Tue, 09 September 2003 09:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lenny is currently offline  lenny

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That was actually kinda funny, in a really cruel sort of way... So tell me, do you still take your dog on nekkid-walks? LOL!

Oh my. If only I could do that (and I do live close to nature - Nick you know that)!

I was hoping one of the hotties would be here to start on my bathroom when I woke up this morning, I was gonna come out from my bedroom wrapped up in my bed comforter and not much else, but instead there was this kinda icky-looking wiry old man with a bald head... Oh well, they'll be here all week. More opportunities in the future! Sad)

Hugs:
-L



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direct my sail."

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icon7.gif Hahaha!! You may laugh ....  [message #14277 is a reply to message #14275] Tue, 09 September 2003 10:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
smith is currently offline  smith

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My daddy refered to it as "root rot" Surprised I'll be glad to send you a parcel full of poison ivy, poison sumac and poison oak. We've got it all.

Yeah, I do. The BEST is when it's raining. JJ
Re: Now boys... remember....  [message #14278 is a reply to message #14251] Tue, 09 September 2003 10:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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Is this "Physical Exam" stuff a US thing? UK kids don't get examined unless there's something wrong with them



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icon13.gif Re: Errrrr...... That was just one question.....  [message #14279 is a reply to message #14273] Tue, 09 September 2003 10:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
robert bryce is currently offline  robert bryce

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we all needed that intelligent response........rob
Re: Now boys... remember....  [message #14280 is a reply to message #14249] Tue, 09 September 2003 11:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Steve is currently offline  Steve

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>>I just got felt up by a lady doctor and questioned about my sex life... and then she tells me not to play with feces and to remember to always go to the bathroom after you cum so it doesn't get all infected....


I think this is outrageous. If I had been asked about my sex life I would have told the good lady that it was none of her business and that she should take her prurient mind elsewhere. Like Timmy, I do not understand why it is necessary to subject 16 year olds to this kind of needless examination. And if the dear old auntie wants to give free sex advice then at least she should state the facts as plainly as possible.


Outraged. Surprised (BTW, Andy, you did not write how you or other lads reacted to this 'examination'. She should have ended up with a black eye or something. What is today's youth coming to? Razz)

Well actually.....  [message #14286 is a reply to message #14280] Tue, 09 September 2003 13:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You just kinda sit there and mumble answers to their weird questions. Just getting your Mama to stop trying to come in the room was bad enough. If you've been going to the same baby doctor since you were born, it's really hard to make them think of you as grown up.

Sample questions as they peer and prod where they don't need to:

*Do you masturbate? Yes (I'm 16, for God's sake)
*How often? Huh? (mumble mumble)
*Do you ejaculate well? What? (as opposed to what?)
*Are you sexually active? No (mumble mumble)
*Do you use condoms? No (aren't you listening?)
*Do you have any questions? Yes, can I please go????????

I got the same "pee after' lecture.....maybe it's a US thing.
Re: Now boys... remember....  [message #14288 is a reply to message #14278] Tue, 09 September 2003 13:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
thirdfencepost is currently offline  thirdfencepost

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mmmm I need a physical every however many yearsto go to schoool. Anytime I go to summer camp they require one just to prove you are healthy enough to be there



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Re: Your doctor is isnane  [message #14289 is a reply to message #14259] Tue, 09 September 2003 13:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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sadly when i got home i remembered that that was something that could happen if you dont pee after you cum they actually taught that to me in health class.... Can we say it went in one ear and out the other...



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Re: Now boys... remember....  [message #14290 is a reply to message #14264] Tue, 09 September 2003 13:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
thirdfencepost is currently offline  thirdfencepost

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was desprite they weren't sure what was wrong with me and she was the only one who had an opening... The place I go is a whole group of docs so I couldnt get my usual one cuz he wasnt working today so y mom just took whoever was offered. *Sigh*



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Re: Now boys... remember....  [message #14291 is a reply to message #14280] Tue, 09 September 2003 14:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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hahahha I sat there loooking really really embaressed! At least she knew whta was wrong and gave me meds.... That all I have to say..



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Re: Well actually.....  [message #14293 is a reply to message #14286] Tue, 09 September 2003 14:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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*hugs smith* I think it might be lol. Unfortunitlt the meds they gave me made me feel really sick so now I am sitting here not in school. Even though I feel better now I will need to go in at 5th period *Sigh*



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Intrusive system  [message #14297 is a reply to message #14288] Tue, 09 September 2003 14:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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The USA is arguably the most modest country in the world, and yet LOVES to expose its kids to the gaze of tghe medical fraternity for examinations including prostate, and other intrusive things.

Being interviewed about sexual habits is absurd and intrusive. No-one has ever interviewed me about mine, EXCEPT in a sexual health clinic, where it is a pretty obvious necessity.

a "General" blood pressure etc check is ok, but the intrusive elements are not."



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Re: Your doctor is isnane  [message #14298 is a reply to message #14289] Tue, 09 September 2003 14:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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The body is designed to handle all its natural fluids. We pee when we need to pee, and cum when we need to cum. I suspect this is an old wives tale, handed down by generations of people who never understood the human body.

If we had to pee after ejaculation we would simply pee after ejaculation. There is no stimulus to do so until the bladder fills.

Equally we have a major stimulus to sleep after ejaculation.

Follwoing this alleged health guideline means that sex turns into an industrial production line, not a pleasurable act.

The anus is amusing, too. The anus and rectum are bacteriologically cleaner than the mouth (if you are healthy). I am quoting an authoritative sexual health source here. This does not mean that you should be unhygienic, but it does mean that forgetting is not "mission critical". You are not going to find many gay men that insist on sterilising their partner's penis before sucking it, even if they know where it's just been!



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icon5.gif Peeing after...  [message #14299 is a reply to message #14249] Tue, 09 September 2003 14:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hmm... Kinda weird, here they told us to pee before since... Ok, it was... 6 years ago, so I don't remember why. But they told us to pee before "activity leading to ejaculation" at the visit to a sexual health clinic we had in grade 9. You know, I'd think people's bodies work the same way in different countries...

Setras



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Re: Your doctor is isnane  [message #14304 is a reply to message #14298] Tue, 09 September 2003 18:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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True, but when alternate substances either from a tube or another person is introduced tito the mix it is better to opt to clean oneself.



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
Oh..... Hello Rob......  [message #14305 is a reply to message #14279] Tue, 09 September 2003 18:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
icon13.gif Re: Intrusive system  [message #14308 is a reply to message #14297] Tue, 09 September 2003 21:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
robert bryce is currently offline  robert bryce

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TIMMY,I think a lot of people are pretty fed up with this USA bashing and such bashing just aint cool.Had Andy pitched a storm and asserted himself,A male doctor would have been found to examine the kid..Since none of us were in the room,no-one knows for sure what reasons the lady doctor had,but the point is that the exact moment Andy got uncomfortable with this doctor,He should have gotten up and left the room and given his reasons to his parents.END OF STORY.......rob
Re: Intrusive system  [message #14316 is a reply to message #14297] Tue, 09 September 2003 22:58 Go to previous message
marc is currently offline  marc

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Well, I look it like this.... Andy was with his doctor, getting the plumbing checked....

Now I would think questions about habbits were not out of order.... And Andy did not have to answer them.

If Andy was at all uncomfortable with the exam he should have said so....



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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