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Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
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Place the word "and" five times consecutively, and around it place sufficient words to make a valid and gramatical English sentence.
An example layout is "word one word two word three and and and and and word four word five" Well you see what I mean.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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saben
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...if I only had to use "and", "and", "and" and "and".
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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timmy
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Location: UK, in Devon
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It doesn't seem to work, though, now does it?
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Mr. and Mrs. Conjunction, being the connective little parts of speech that they were, decided to have a child. Much to their surprise, the doctor told them that not only would they have one little Conjunction but they would be blessed with quadruplets.
Thinking very hard but not too swift of mind, forgetting that there were so many names to pick from like As, But, So, Or, and After, the happy couple gave birth. Peeking into the rainbow colored blankets, they smiled down upon And, And, And and And Conjunction, who would grow up to be rather maladjusted teens blaming their parents for all their problems as children are wont to do.
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timmy
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Good try though
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timmy
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The sentence is an instruction to a signwriter, regarding the name of a British pub (bar)
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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timmy
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I got a message from smith saying so! He says his entry is valid. well ppppplllllllltttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )
~giggles~
Come on guys. I'll post "the" answer tomorrow. It's all about word spacing.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Location: currently So Cal
Registered: May 2002
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And and and, and and... it seems the whole world is coming to an and. ;-D
Think good thoughts,
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Good one, e. Missed ya around here
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If mr. and Mrs. Conjunction and the kids get sick, is it called conjuctivitis? ::-)
Think good thoughts,
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timmy
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Location: UK, in Devon
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The instruction to the signwriter is about word spacing.
Now the other answers have been clever, that's for sure. the "real" answer is:
"When you write the words on the sign, remember to leave the right spacing between Cat and And and And and Fiddle"
Now, anyone want to try a sentence with the word "had" in it seven times in succession?
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Steve
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Location: London, England
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John, where Jim had had "had" had had "had had"; "Had had" found greater favour with the examiners. (That's nine in a row!)
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Steve
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