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Hey yall!!! I'm home sick again today. I don't feel to bad though so I am havign a great time all alone lol. SO this is my list of hlepful hints of stuff not to do when sick as I have learned in the last two weeks 
1. If your problem is you are coughing to much. DOn't walk a mile to work in the cold.
2. When Dizzy don't try to run up a flight of stairs.
3. If your stomach hruts and your lactose intolerant.. dont eat cheese pizza...
4. There's only soo much NyQuill any one should ever swallow...
5. Never mix tylenol NyQuill and Robutussin...
6. If you have a sore throat and are told to gargle warm saltwater don't drink it!!!
7. When your parents ask you if you need to go to a doctor don't say no then decide at 10 at night (once the doc is closed) that you prolly should go.
8. Never try to do math homework when you have a sinus infection... IT just doesn't work.
9. When sick do not go to dance class. If you are dumb enough to go to dance class don't do whole rows of turns... YOu will fall over.
10. LOud music and head colds do not mix ever!
11. When taking a bath do not fall asleep in the tub unless you have gills.
12. If you do go to school, do not threaten math teacher with the flu.
13. When ENglish teachers laugh at your lack of a voice, resist urge to slap them in the face.
14. Remember laughing is painful with a sore throat, pick movies carefully.
15. There are only so many episodes of Arthur in the world... Don't OD on them too soon.
16. Too much chicken broth will give you diareaha.
17. Don't throw tissues on the floor... You suddenly wont have a floor anymore(ive gone threw two boxes now..)
18. When told to rest that does not mean arts and crafts time (bad andy!)
19. If your temperature drops below 97 degress put some damn clothes on!
20. Don't stay up till midnight talking ot people online and forget to take your NyQuill then be so sick that around 3 am you only just realize you are still awake!
And finally... Get off the damn internet it wont make you better!
Love Andy
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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marc
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Registered: March 2003
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Right now, I feel like I have been dragged through a knothole.
Another thing NOT TO DO.....
Never eat a beanut butter sandwich with a sore throat.....
Barbed wire pie would prolly hurt less....
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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We will see you back when you feel up to snuff.
Dream sweet NyQuil dreams,
Kevin
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Well, you made my day...and you made me laugh, too.
I have been having a bad head-cold/sinusitis type thing the past few days, and the doctor said, "I can give you some medication, and it will take about 7 days to feel better, or you can just rest, drink plenty of fluids, and vitamins. Then you'll feel better in about a week..."
Damn rhinoviruses...why do they call them that, anyhow? have they got three horns when you look at em under the microscope?::-) ::-) ::-)
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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Get well soon ... 
Aaww, sorry to hear you're feeling bad lil guy... 
