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icon6.gif Joke appropriate for the up-coming holiday...  [message #17100] Wed, 29 October 2003 07:54
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single; and I 'm Catholic too!"

"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child !", said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is George and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."



"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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