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icon6.gif New Jokes Thread...or Old Jokes, for that matter...  [message #17826] Sat, 22 November 2003 02:25 Go to next message
david in hong kong is currently offline  david in hong kong

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As I understand the Bush/Cheney campaign is searching for just the right bumper sticker. Here are some of the possibilities, or so I am told.

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.

Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind

Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.

Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism

Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.

Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

Bush/Cheney '04: Asses of Evil

George W. Bush: One brainwave away from the presidency!

George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt

Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!



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Re: New Jokes Thread...or Old Jokes, for that matter...  [message #17827 is a reply to message #17826] Sat, 22 November 2003 02:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
jaman is currently offline  jaman

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Ho hum pig's bum.
Hahahahaha, I'm a Republican, lol.



You said when you'd die that you'd walk with me every day
And I'd start to cry and say please don't talk that way
With the blink of an eye the Lord came and asked you to meet
You went to a better place but He stole you away from me
Re: New Jokes Thread...or Old Jokes, for that matter...  [message #17829 is a reply to message #17827] Sat, 22 November 2003 06:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
david in hong kong is currently offline  david in hong kong

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So how's about some jokes from the other side, too, then...this should be an equal opportunity jokes thread, right?::-) Sad) :-*



"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
icon7.gif Re: New Jokes Thread...or Old Jokes, for that matter...  [message #17832 is a reply to message #17826] Sat, 22 November 2003 17:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
kevin is currently offline  kevin

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Mine says:

Regime change begins at home
VOTE!

hehe

Kevin
::-)



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Re: New Jokes Thread...or Old Jokes, for that matter...  [message #17833 is a reply to message #17829] Sat, 22 November 2003 17:28 Go to previous message
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A bloke walks into the bar, and watches Dean make yet ANOTHER speech on TV.
And he says: "Not that horse's arse again" And the bar-tender leaps over the counter and gives the guy a good thrashing. When it was over, the guy said: "I'm sorry, I didn't know that this was Dean country"
And the bar-tender answers: "No, it's horse country."


What do you get when you cross a Lesbian and a Draft-Dodger? Chelsea Clinton



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And I'd start to cry and say please don't talk that way
With the blink of an eye the Lord came and asked you to meet
You went to a better place but He stole you away from me
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