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Registered: January 1970
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A 40 year old man goes into a drugstore, walks up to the cute guy at checkout #3 and asks, "Do you sell condoms here?" He says, "Sure...what size are you?" "I don't know," he replies, so the cutie unzips his pants, takes a good long feel, and says over the intercom, "Extra Large Condoms to Checkout #3."
Then, a 25 year old guy comes in and walks up to checkout #3. He asks the cute guy, "Do you sell condoms here?" He replies, "Sure...what size do you need?" "I'm not sure," he replies, so the cute guy unzips and takes a couple of tugs and says over the intercom, "Large Condoms to Checkout #3."
Watching all this from behind the magazine rack, a 15 year old boy hopes to get lucky with the cute salesguy, goes up to checkout #3 shyly and says, "Um....ah......do you have condoms here?" "Yep," grins the cute guy, "What size do you need?" The boy blushes and stammers, "I...I don't know." The salesguy reaches to unzip his jeans, pauses and then says over the intercom, "Clean Up at checkout #3."
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"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Oh smith, your making my cheeks hurt from smiling to much.
Love,
Kevvy
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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smith
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Registered: January 1970
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A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet getting ready to take off. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis with his handkerchief. He zips back up and continues reading his magazine. The woman cannot believe what she just saw.
The he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with his handkerchief. The woman say, "Excuse me, sir but that is disgusting and rude....and if you do it again, I'm going to call the flight attendant and have you removed from this plane."
The mans says, "I'm so sorry, but I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to have an orgasm every time I sneeze."
The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, "Oh, you poor man. Are you taking anything for it?"
He answers, "Pepper."
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Yet another groan and a laugh for sweet smith.
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Kevvy
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Yippee, indeed! I second that emotion!
When Man first read the joke about the condom check-out, he loved it so much he wanted to try it out in a field experiment...a very cute friend of his works at a 7-11 store (we have lots of them here, and they sell condoms).
Sadly, the friend not only refused to participate in the experiment, he also wouldn't let Man substitute for him behind the cash register.
Bummer.::-)  ::-)
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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