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... so I thought perhaps I should share with everyone here, that I had my first spontaneous orgasm - me at the ripe old age of 53 going on to 54 - whilst talking with a young lady I know earlier this morning! That's right, a young lady.
Well, let me iterate that the young lady in question does have the nicest eyes you'd ever hope to see; deep with longing and unbridled lust; and don't you know, she is unrepentently pushy, not ever taking "no" for an answer; snuggling up in my lap and forcing her attention upon me; sqirming every which way but loose; and the cause of my having well, you know ... ?
Truly a living doll, she is, and a mere 20-years of age; gorgeous, russet reddish-brown hair (everybody knows I'm a push-over for red-hair); a body that simply doesn't quit; nails to die for, especially when she sinks them into you grabbing hold and hanging on as she is known to do in the heat of passion; and lusciously deep brown eyes.
Oh by the way, did I mention her name?
It's "Lucky" of course, and she is the mother of my eldest son's puppy, Sampson.
Got you all, now didn't I?
Let's all have one hell of a good time in 2004. I suspect in most instance any improvement over 2003 is well deserved.
Warren C. E. Austin
The Gay Deceiver
Toronto, Canada
2004.02.01 o4:01 Hrs EST
"... comme recherché qu'un délice callipygian"
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marc
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So.... Let me see if I understand this.... A dog climbed into your lap and that induced an ejaculation? Errr.... OK....
Shivvers and checks locks on the doors....
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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What's with you anyway?
I have no problem with your taking exception to what I had thought just might bring a smile to the faces of the Members here who chose to read my whimsical, and what I had hoped might be humorous, little bit of fiction; but, was it truly necessary to give the "punchline" away within the first few words of your reply, so that all could see what the thread was all about?
I understand that you are in pain; a lot of pain; and for most of your waking, and probably non-waking hours too. In fact I saw, and read, your message about that subject just before I *posted* this thread; moreover, I had tried to IM you to see if I might be of some assistance. I even thought that this might have brought a smile to your face, and perhaps, just perhaps, ease the tiniest little bit of it for a moment or two.
I give up.
Warren C. E. Austin
The gay Deceiver
Toronto, Canada
2004.01.02 11:16 Hrs EST
"... comme recherché qu'un délice callipygian"
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I would appreciate your deleting this thread, as it no longer serves any purpose, including that which was intended through my having *posted* it in the first place.
Warren
"... comme recherché qu'un délice callipygian"
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marc
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You said that it was "a personal confidence"....
Now how was I supposed to know you were making a joke?????
I thought you were serious....
Am I expected to absorb your intent through some new form of osmosis????
Warren, I have but one thing to say.....
Get a grip!
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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timmy
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So, on the one had there is a dog, and on the other hand what was actually light hearted banter.
The effort it takes to delete a whole thread is disproportionately great, you know. I have to log in to my admin system, find the thread, lock it and delete it, then log out and log in as a regular user.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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You question at the end let me know it wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Besides, there's more than one way to have an orgasm. And seeing a happy pet that you've cared about for years is one way to "get that feeling" without anything sexual even remotely being a part of it.
Think good thoughts,
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marc
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Well, if you get "that feeling" "down there" where sexual feelings center it is hard to segregate it to goodly feelings for a pet.
It isnt like there arent people that gain a rise from close contact with their pets.
And he did open the post with a open sharing of "personal confidences"
If my comment was in bad taste then all I have to say is that bad taste begets bad taste.
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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I'm talking about a feeling of euphoria. I stated it was not sexual in nature. To me, that's "orgasmic." I get that feeling from a lot of things that have nothing to do with sex. Such as eating a particularly good meal, or in particular a chocolate dessert, watching my granddaughter imitate Gollum while watching Lord of the Rings, and even when getting attacked, jumped on and licked to death by my dog when I had one. None of this caused an erection or ejaculation, but it does produce a euphoric feeling that to me is quite orgasmic. Not everything has to be sexual. Sure, Warren opend by talking about a "personal confidence" but he closed by saying "got you all." to me, that indicated a light-hearted attempt at humor and I chuckled about it. there have been many less tasteful jokes posted on this sight that most of us have found to be hilarious. Get over it.
Think good thoughts,
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marc
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I'm sorry.... This must yet be another of the many areas in which I am lacking....
I just never had those feelings....
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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Perhaps you are lacking, perhaps not. My guess is that you are capable of experiencing a moment of pleasure that is completely non-sexual, but that you do not define such a moment as being "orgasmic."
I know you love to cook. I could be wrong, but that probably means you enjoy eating. Have you never tasted something that produced an explosion of flavor in your mouth that you found pleasurable? By my definition, this is an orgasm. Nothing sexual about it, but an orgasm nonetheless.
Think good thoughts,
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marc
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The only times I have eaten anything that involved an explosion of sorts had absolutly nothing to do with cooking and it had everything to do with sex. It was indeed pleasurable, it was indeed orgasmic, and it was in no way spontaneous.
Perhaps I am not lacking at all.
It could be that my sights are just set a bit higher.
While I like to pet my kitty, it is nice, but in no way of orgasmic proportions.
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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Seems lately that I'm wont to share personal confidences ... 
Marc, damn you! You really are a Killjoy. 
TIMMY, kindly read, and if possible, act upon my request. 
