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marc
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In case you didn't know....
KY-Jelly is used for more than just greasing the pole....
It is used to lube thermometers and assorted other medical type intrusive devices.
Actually, any one that knows their beans about "the wonderful and exciting world of LUBE" knows that KY is about at the bottom of the list as far as yummy goodness.
I suggest you check out http://www.forplay.com
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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Hehehe, well, I had my earlobe stretched a couple of years back. Ya know to fitt a big stud in it. And guess what I used to make the stretching easier................................. Exactly KY LOL
Welllllllllllllllll
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smith
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Registered: January 1970
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timmy
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Location: UK, in Devon
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The box is SO weird. I prefer Astroglide.
I never used lube since I grew up uncut. When I got cut [owwwwwwwwwwww!] I modified methods to make the uncut method work cut.
Lordy, jusyt imagine. Mosyt boys don't even know what k-y is for. I never did. I just assumed it was a medical thing, and associated with rubber gloves!
One thing I do know is that I heard of a revenge with chilli oil and a tube of k-y. That has to smart
I like smith-giggles. We need a few more. And some movie threads.
Oh, the top USED to be a screw cap, like toothpaste. it does NOT clean teeth very well. I know!
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Location: currently So Cal
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At least you had the good sense to go to the next town. I can remember having to buy "female items" for my mother when I was your age. She handed me a shopping list and I went to the local grocery. I didn't even look at the list until I was there. I was horrified and nearly ran out of the store leaving a shopping cart full of things behind when I saw what she wanted. I must have been redder than a bowl of cherries when I went through the checkout and couldn't even look at the cashier.
I hope your mom feels better soon.
{{HUGS}}
Think good thoughts,
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Haha smith  I don't want to imagine it really either. Didn't really know the other purposes for KY Jelly until the replies, but very interesting... I still can't figure out why people put it in their ear/eye to even test it out. hehehe..  Haven't checked the KY jelly in the local drug store. I've seen it, but too embarrassed to get it, considering some of the cashiers went to my high school the last time I logically was thinking about getting it. HEHEHE Wouldn't be a good Idea would it? Maybe i should make a trip there to see what it says. I'll take your word for it though. Hmm. My first post here on the board. Been looking @ IOMFATs for awhile, just never sauntered into this place. Interesting. I'll try posting more often from now on.
Cya!
Al
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by the GALLON???? Geezus. I mean I guess if you're planning to do it a lot.. or then again does lube have an expiration date? hehe never checked it. *grin* Because if it's cheper buying it in the gallon, and no expiration date, I guess you're using your money well. hehehhehe... Or is those gallons of lube used at brothels, or what not. *shrug*. Interesting. Never knew they sold the lube in gallons..I wonder what those people were thinking.. :)
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smith
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Registered: January 1970
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I guess that would cross off the "always be prepared" stuff I read where you should have condoms and lube in your pocket.
Can you picture this guy walking into a club and plopping his gallon jug of lube on the bar 
JJ
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marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
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Funnier still....
Imagine the line of people as it forms for free hits......
::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-)
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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Which means maybe we should get the gallon, and then carry little empty hotel shampoo bottles filled with a little lube? haha.. Or we can see people lugging a gallon jar of lube. thehehe. Or are we going to see these gallon lubes popping up in bars, where you can pump out a little for use? *grin* I dunno, the idea of seeing people with tiny hotel shampoo bottles filled with lube is kind of interesting. Hmm.. maybe that's another idea too. hahaha.Ideas for hotels to stock the gallon of lube, and then sell them in tiny shampoo-like bottles? Money-management as well as promotion of preparedness...and profit... hmm..
Al
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marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
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It would be even nicer if they pumped it through little tubes into heated dispensers in all the appropriate places.
OOOhhhhhh..... Master the possibilities.
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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Appropriate places. hmmmm. where would the appropriate places be? I'll leave it a that. Gallons of lube is already mind boggling enough. HAHA. Maybe we should have a talk with the hotel owners... Ideas of possible services. *grin* Then again, having it openly in rooms tread upon also what they feel is good for its guest. can you imagine a little 8 year old boy seeing this "dispenser" full of lube? or the bottle labeled "lubricant" hehehehe.. "Mommy, what's this??" ;-D
Al
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marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
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How about bedside, poolside, next to the spa, in the bar, on the roof, in the garage, the third bush from the left, table 8 in the blue moon room restaurant, and dont forget a complimentary dose at the front desk.
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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and thought okay, I can practice flipping the cap like Brian does on QAF. Hahaha! Yeah, like in a parallel universe.
JJ
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