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Registered: January 1970
Messages: 1095
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I guess it's true; it's all in the way you word it ;-D
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There A Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope For Peace
Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obersity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
{{{hugs}}} JJ
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"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Location: currently So Cal
Registered: May 2002
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These are way out of line young man. Much too funny for YOU to be the one who posts them. Just because you're a year older doesn't mean you can just stop posting bad jokes and start posting funny ones. ::-)
Think good thoughts,
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Steve
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Location: London, England
Registered: November 2006
Messages: 465
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Laughed? It brought tears to my eyes. I love this kind of thing.
"Is There A Ring of Debris Around Uranus?" Around my WHAT?
"Prostitutes Appeal To Pope" At his age he should be ashamed of himself!
And here's one for Ron: "Sibelius Dies Hearing Sargent Conduct His 5th Symphony"
Oh - and one from our local press: "Man Falls From Cliff: Three Dead"
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That was a good bunch of laughs... Thanks. 
Too funny smith 
