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this is what happens when im sick  [message #20426] Tue, 13 April 2004 21:01 Go to next message
thirdfencepost is currently offline  thirdfencepost

Really getting into it
Location: NJ
Registered: May 2003
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This was a converstaion between a friend and me the - lines are hime the regular ones are me:

i swear the noodles try gard to avoid the spooon
-haha
dude im sick as a muskrat
-no good
nopes
i went hiking today
hows your weather?
-icky
same here
-if you're sick, why'd you go hiking
someones gotta do it
Smile
no one else is dumb enough to so i go
why the fuck do they make the noodles tisty
*grumbles*
twisty*
i thik they use twistynoodles so that they pop up more
people feel better
as if they are getting more noodle for there dollar
-ha
im so sick lol
ans i need to go drive att 8 am tomorrow
stupid ideals
thanks to what the people think the perfect soup should look like
-haha
i need to battle it out with a spoon against the war of the noodles
-why is everyone sick
and in the end who triumphs
the bloody noodles i tell ya
they alwasy triumph over the little spoon
stupid
*cries*
-start lapping
i cant its in a mug and i have a short tongue!
-then start drinking
i tried
but then all the carrots tried to slip in my hatch
and infiltrte the body
and we can't let that happen


Sigh Now this is what happens when I get sick. Even eatign becomes a battle for control over the body.... Ah well's it was semi amusing.



Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
icon6.gif Hmmm.....Try Chopsticks :>  [message #20432 is a reply to message #20426] Tue, 13 April 2004 21:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
smith is currently offline  smith

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Maybe if you use chopsticks and either stab the wiggly suckers or pinch em up, you'll be able to get em to your mouth Sad)

How did the driving go?

{{hugs}} smith
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Re: Hmmm.....Try Chopsticks :>  [message #20433 is a reply to message #20432] Tue, 13 April 2004 22:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
thirdfencepost is currently offline  thirdfencepost

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driving went well, i only sideswiped one tree. Unfortunitly I need to drive again tomorrow and Ican't breathe worth a damn. *sighs*



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icon12.gif Those insidious carrots!  [message #20434 is a reply to message #20426] Tue, 13 April 2004 22:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ron is currently offline  ron

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I like the big twisty noodles with soup. It makes you feel as though you're actually eating something since it gives you something to chew on. They may make things a bit messier than the fine noodles would, but that's always part of the fun! And on a rainy, windy, cold, damp, raw day like the one we've been having in this corner of the world, a nice hot bowl of soup is almost as good as a big hug from your "main squeeze", something I hope isn't that behind, either!::-)).

Feel better, Andy (and no hiking until you do! Wink )!



We do not remember days...we remember moments.

Cesare Pavese
Re: Hmmm.....Try Chopsticks :>  [message #20435 is a reply to message #20432] Wed, 14 April 2004 00:53 Go to previous message
ron is currently offline  ron

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The reason I don't eat Chinese food much (as much as I like it) is because I've never been able to master manipulating chopsticks (and to use forks and spoons with it would be somewhat tantamount to an insult); so in my case, using chopsticks with those noodles would make things even messier (and not quite as much fun). Perhaps one day an expert like smith, David or Andy will be able to show me the knack of it (and if they can't, it won't be through any fault of theirs).

Hey smith, I just noticed: this was your one-thousand-first posting here (how did I ever miss "number one-thousand"?)! That means this place is (at least) a thousand one times richer. Congratulations, and thanks (and here's to the next ten thousand, at least!). Very Happy



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