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icon6.gif Who said being a sex-symbol popstar was EASY???  [message #20994] Sat, 29 May 2004 08:55 Go to next message
lenny is currently offline  lenny

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After long having been terrorized by Swedish girls, the popstars now attack their crazed fans: "They're pushing up their breasts in our faces and only want sex!", says Kian Egan.

For the first time ever, the members of the popular boy-band now tell about the sex-terror they're being subjected to. Young Swedish women do everything to try to have sex with the guys.

"It is the most fake and false relationship one can have. We feel like objects, they only want to fuck with us and nothing else. They're not interested in us as a person", says Mark Feehily.

Rumors that Westlife has had wild sex-orgies with their young fans in Stockholm have long circulated the band.

"We've learned our lesson and put that behind us. Besides, now it's just me that is still single", says Mark.


...And my comment? OH THE POOR THINGS! We should all give them a hug! ;-D Look at all the horrible stuff they have to put up with:

http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0405/29/NOJE-29s34-westlife-dragar-22_368.jpg

http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0405/29/NOJE-29s34-westlife-skult2-46.jpg

http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0405/29/NOJE-29s34-westlife-skylt3-64.jpg



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Re: Who said being a sex-symbol popstar was EASY???  [message #20997 is a reply to message #20994] Sun, 30 May 2004 01:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
david in hong kong is currently offline  david in hong kong

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I think we should surround them with hunky guys pushing crotches in those poor boys' faces...they sound like they could use a change...

I'll help out. Anybody else?;-D Sad) :-* :-*



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icon5.gif Re: Who said being a sex-symbol popstar was EASY???  [message #21000 is a reply to message #20994] Sun, 30 May 2004 14:55 Go to previous message
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the thing is, they are getting so OLD! how else can Westlife get laid?



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